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Quotes of Movie: Two Weeks Notice [2002] (China)

  • [talking about a leather belt]
    George Wade: What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular. (unknown)
  • George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly. (unknown)
  • June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
    George Wade: Pokémon? (unknown)
  • George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family. (unknown)
  • Meryl Brooks: Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.
    Lucy Kelson: Which one?
    Meryl Brooks: Well, both of them. (unknown)
  • George Wade: Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?
    [holds up cufflinks]
    Lucy Kelson: I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.
    George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet? (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit. (unknown)
  • Tony: All men are pawns when it comes to women. (unknown)
  • George Wade: You make Ghandi look like a used cars saleseman. (unknown)
  • Tony: She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping... Like a doll.
    [Lucy snores loudly]
    George Wade: A doll with a sinus problem. (unknown)
  • George Wade: I find you... annoying. (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
    George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material. (unknown)
  • Meryl Brooks: I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again... (unknown)
  • George Wade: Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler. (unknown)
  • Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
    George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
    Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
    George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box. (unknown)
  • George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
    Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's *immoral* for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
    George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
    Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
    George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually. (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
    George Wade: Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass... (unknown)
  • George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'? (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: [talking on the phone with a girl George met at the bar] The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled. You're much to young to be trading yourself like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name... or his in the morning, is still married, and recently developed a very suspicious rash. Now go home, finish high school and reach your potential! (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
    George Wade: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
    Lucy Kelson: Death! And you're not dead! (unknown)
  • George Wade: If you have to go, just... go!
    Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car!
    George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
    Lucy Kelson: People just don't *go* in Volvos.
    George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo!
    Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who *went* on the front seat.
    George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget. (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: Oh, well, I can swing a racket.
    George Wade: Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it. (unknown)
  • Meryl Brooks: You should have gone with George.
    Lucy Kelson: He asked June.
    Meryl Brooks: He asked you too!
    Lucy Kelson: He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah. (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: I'll give you a twenty for your cab!
    Man Getting into Cab: Keep your twenty and have dinner with me.
    Lucy Kelson: You keep your dinner, I'll keep my twenty, and we'll call it a deal!
    [gets into cab] (unknown)
  • Lucy Kelson: George, I have an ulcer, I don't sleep well, mostly because you keep calling me in the middle of the night, and if you don't call me I dream that you're gonna call me. I think about you in the shower
    [George gives her a look]
    Lucy Kelson: ...not in a good way, but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-remember-if-I-washed-my-hair kinda way - so I'll wash my hair twice! So I have a hole in my stomach, I'm running out of shampoo and today is the first day in my life that I did not give a thousand percent on the job. And I hate that feeling. (unknown)
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