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Quotes of Movie: The Mummy Returns [2001]
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Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad.
Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good. (unknown)
[Imhotep is being attacked by the Scorpion King]
Imhotep: I am your servant. I am your servant.
The Scorpion King: We shall see. (unknown)
Evelyn: [to Imhotep] You wait! I'll put you in your grave again!
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [to Evelyn] Our thinking was, not if we put you in your grave first. (unknown)
Evelyn: Those knickers are not mine. (unknown)
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Imhotep: The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.
Alex: Yeah, yeah, I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.
Imhotep: Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning, that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?
Alex: That part I missed. (unknown)
[Evie is trying to bribe Rick into checking out the Oasis of Ahm Shere]
Evelyn: I think the bracelet is some sort of guide to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere.
Rick: Evy, I know what you're thinking and the answer is no. We just got home.
Evelyn: That's the beauty of it, we're already packed.
Rick: Why don't you just give me one good reason.
Evelyn: It's just an oasis. Darling. A beautiful, exciting, romantic oasis.
Rick: The kind with the white, sandy beach and the palm trees and the cool, clear, blue water and - we could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas.
Evelyn: Sounds good.
Rick: Sounds too good. What's the catch?
Evelyn: Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis's army.
Rick: Ah, ya. see. I knew there's a catch. There's always a catch. (unknown)
Jonathan: Step aside, Alex... I'm a professional. (unknown)
Rick: And let me guess, none of them were ever seen again?
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story. (unknown)
[about Ahm Shere]
Evelyn: Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it.
Rick: Great for him.
Evelyn: So did Caesar.
Rick: Yeah, look what happened to his career.
Evelyn: And Napoleon.
Rick: Yeah, but, we're smarter than him. And taller, too.
Evelyn: Exactly. That's why we're the ones who are gonna find it.
Rick: Because we're taller? (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: Whomever can kill the Scorpion King can send his army back to the underworld, or use it to destroy mankind and rule the Earth!
Rick: So that's why they dug up Imhotep, 'cause he's the only guy tough enough to take out the Scorpion King.
Ardeth Bay: That is their plan. (unknown)
[Rick, Ardeth and the others are being pursued by Imhotep's soldier-mummies]
Ardeth Bay: Glad to see me now?
Rick: Just like old times, huh? (unknown)
Rick: [sees hieroglyphic of warrior with a tattoo like his] OK, NOW I'm a believer! (unknown)
Izzy: Remember that bank job in Marrakesh?
Evelyn: Bank job?
Rick: It's not like it sounds.
Izzy: Oh it's exactly how it sounds. I'm flying high, hiding in the sun, the white boy here flags me down so I fly in low for the pickup. The next thing I know, I get shot! I'm lying in the middle of the road with my spleen hangin' out and I see him waltzing up with some belly dancer girl.
Evelyn: Belly dancer girl? Izzy, I think you and I should talk.
Izzy: As long as I don't get shot. (unknown)
Jonathan: If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me. (unknown)
Rick: Alex I've got a big job for you. I want you to stay here and protect the car.
Jonathan: I can do that!
Alex: Protect the car? Come on, dad. Just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Rick: I know.
Alex: Dad!
Rick: Ehh...
Jonathan: If you see anyone come running out screaming, it's just me.
Rick: [to Jonathan about Alex] Maybe you should stay here and watch him.
Jonathan: Yes, now you're talking. (unknown)
Rick: Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God?
Ardeth Bay: And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago.
Evelyn: But how does the story end?
Ardeth Bay: Only the journey is written, not the destination.
Rick: Convenient. (unknown)
Meela: Nefertiri.
Evelyn: Anck-su-namun.
Meela: Good. (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground? (unknown)
Alex: [fighting the Imhotep followers with a sword] Whoa, mom! When did you learn to do that?
Evelyn: [surprised look on her face] I have no idea.
Evelyn: [after getting pushed back into a wall, knees, and punches out a thug] That I learned from you father. (unknown)
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [as Meela walks toward Imhotep and Evie has a flashback] Do not be frightened.
Meela: I am not afraid.
[in ancient Egyptian]
Meela: I am Anck Su Namun reincarnated!
Imhotep: Only in body, but soon I will bring your soul back from the Underworld and our love shall once again be whole. (unknown)
[upon seeing Izzy's idea of speedy transportation]
Rick: Izzy, you were right.
Izzy: I was?
Rick: Yeah.
[draws pistol]
Rick: You're gonna get shot. (unknown)
Lock-Nah: When the time comes I shall truly enjoy killing you.
Alex: But until that time, you better be a *little* nicer to me. Now where's my water?
[Lock-Nah shoves a pitcher of water into Alex's hands]
Alex: No ice? (unknown)
[after seeing Alex crying about his moms death]
Jonathan: Try to think of it like this, Alex. She's gone to a better place. You know, like it says in the Good Book.
Alex: Book!
Jonathan: What?
Alex: That's it! That's it!
Jonathan: That's what?
[Jumps up and grabs Jonathan]
Alex: Come on, Uncle Jon! Come on, come on! (unknown)
Jonathan: [to Ardeth Bay] Where is all this stuff written? (unknown)
Red: Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face.
Spivey: He means it. He shot someone before! (unknown)
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