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Quotes of Movie: The Mummy Returns [2001]
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Rick: Okay - you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Ardeth Bay: Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen? (unknown)
Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli? (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future. (unknown)
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [after the Scorpion King grabs him] My lord, save me. Save me.
Imhotep: Why? (unknown)
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Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up.
[he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid]
Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down.
Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot.
Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is. (unknown)
Izzy: O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs. (unknown)
Rick: [talking about Alex] I swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.
Evelyn: You mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?
Rick: No. He's driving me crazy. (unknown)
Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Rick: Later. (unknown)
Rick: Go to hell and take your friends with you. (unknown)
[on seeing Rick's tattoo]
Ardeth Bay: If I were to say to you that, "I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost"...
Rick: Then I would reply that, "I am a stranger traveling from the West, it is I whom you seek."
Ardeth Bay: Then it is true. You have the sacred mark.
Rick: What, that? No, that got slapped on me when I was in an orphanage in Cairo.
Ardeth Bay: That mark means you are a protector of man. A warrior for God. A Medjai.
Rick: I'm sorry. You've got the wrong guy. (unknown)
Lock-Nah: [about Alex] NOW may I kill him? (unknown)
[Jonathan and a thug are being chased by pygmies and are running into the burial ground]
Jonathan: Look! There's a burial ground. We're safe! We're safe! See those sacred stones? They'll never cross those.
Thug: You are sure?
Jonathan: Yes, of course I'm sure.
[a pygmy runs past and stabs the thug. Jonathan screams]
Jonathan: Sorry. My mistake. (unknown)
[after breaking the key of in the ignition]
Alex: You broke it. You broke it. You broke it.
Jonathan: Be quiet Alex. If there are going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me. (unknown)
Alex: [trying to start the car] Come on, come on!
[Johnathan turns the key and breaks it off]
Alex: Oh no, you broke it, you broke it!
Jonathan: Be quiet Alex! If there's any hysterics, they'll come from me! (unknown)
Evelyn: [trying to convince Rick] That's why I love you.
Rick: Nice try. (unknown)
Rick: Let me guess, it was commanded by this Scorpion King guy?
Evelyn: Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years.
Rick: Right. And if someone doesn't kill him, then he's gonna wipe out the world.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story.
Evelyn: The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. He sent over a thousand men.
Rick: And none of them was ever seen again.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't, but that's always the story. (unknown)
Rick: Where the hell's Jonathon?
[Jonathon drives up in a double-decker bus]
Evelyn: Alex.
Rick: What's the matter with my car?
Jonathan: Well, I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
Rick: A double-decker bus?
Jonathan: [pointing to Alex] It was his idea.
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too!
Rick: Just go!
Alex: Was not!
Jonathan: Was too! (unknown)
[about mummified soldiers]
Rick: Oh no, not these guys again. (unknown)
Lock-Nah: The Book Of The Dead gives life.
Meela: And The Book Of The Living takes life away.
Lock-Nah: I thought that was my job. (unknown)
Jonathan: I say chaps, look at this. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that.
[Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan]
Jonathan: Just curious. (unknown)
[Alex has just destroyed a temple]
Alex: Mom, dad, I can explain *everything*. (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: I am sorry if I alarmed your son. But you must understand, now that the bracelet is on his wrist, we have only seven days before the Scorpion King awakens!
Rick: We? What we?
Ardeth Bay: If he is not killed, he will raise the Army of Anubis!
Jonathan: I take it that's not a good thing?
Rick: Oh, he'll wipe out the world.
Jonathan: Ah, the old "Wipe-Out-The-World" ploy. (unknown)
Izzy: Well that's not good. (unknown)
[Evelyn has just kicked a poisonous snake towards Rick]
Rick: Those are poisonous, you know.
Evelyn: Only if they bite you. (unknown)
Izzy: That's half mine, you know.
Jonathan: What?
Izzy: That's half mine.
Jonathan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Izzy: What? You took my gold stick. I know you took my gold stick!
Jonathan: I have no id- I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about.
Izzy: You haven't - you ain't got a wife. (unknown)
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