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Quotes of Movie: The Mummy Returns [2001]
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Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
Alex: [gasp]
Rick: [to Ardeth] You, lighten up.
[to Alex]
Rick: You, big trouble.
[to Jonathan]
Rick: You, get in the car. (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: Wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.
[Alex rips the picture out of Ardeth's hands]
Alex: Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.
Ardeth Bay: Are you sure?
Rick: You better believe him, he spends more time there then he does at home. (unknown)
Alex: Hey. The Book of the Dead.
Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.
Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Lock-Nah: Silence!
Meela: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed while you were sleeping. (unknown)
[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection]
Rick: You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me. (unknown)
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Alex: My dad is going to kick your ass.
Imhotep: I do not think so. (unknown)
Rick: This is bad, Evy.
Evelyn: We've had bad before.
Rick: This is worse. (unknown)
Izzy: [to Rick] Whatever it is, whatever you need, I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell. Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass! (unknown)
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we there yet?
Lock-Nah: No.
Alex: Are we...
[Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers]
Alex: Whoa, that was amazing! Perfect aim.
Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed. (unknown)
Jonathan: I told you. I told you.
Meela: And your point is...?
Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me.
Meela: When did we make that arrangement? (unknown)
Jacques: This place... is cursed.
Red: What is it with you and curses?
Spivey: He ain't happy without a good curse.
[mockingly]
Spivey: This is cursed. That is cursed. (unknown)
Rick: Honey, whatcha doing? These guys don't use doors. (unknown)
Rick: [about the fire torch Evie is holding] You know if you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name? (unknown)
[after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers]
Rick: You all right?
Ardeth Bay: This was my first bus ride. (unknown)
Evelyn: Jonathan.
Jonathan: Yes?
Evelyn: That's my husband and my son down there. Make me proud.
Jonathan: Today's that day, Evy. (unknown)
Ardeth Bay: There is a fine line between coincidence and fate. (unknown)
Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this. (unknown)
[Rick opens up his trunk]
Rick: You want the shotgun?
Ardeth Bay: No, I prefer the Thompson. (unknown)
Rick: Okay, now you're starting to scare me.
Evelyn: Now I'm starting to scare myself. (unknown)
Rick: [O'Connell sees mummified soldiers destroying his car] No, no, not my car! Oh, I hate mummies. (unknown)
Izzy: This thing was filled with gas. Not hot air - gas. I need gas to get this thing off the ground. Where am I gonna get gas from around here? Huh? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's ass? Well maybe I can finagle it to take hot air. But do you know how many cubic meters I'd need? I mean, it's too big!
Rick: If anybody can fill this thing up with hot air, Izzy... it's you. (unknown)
Rick: Alex?
Alex: What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story some time. (unknown)
Evelyn: Alex, I'm serious, if you've lost that key, you're grounded.
Alex: I haven't lost it, I just can't find it. There's a difference. (unknown)
[Rick comes in and sees Jonathan being interrogated by thugs]
Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties.
Jonathan: Well, when you're popular... (unknown)
Rick: Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment. (unknown)
Rick: What'd you do this time?
Jonathan: Well, I haven't done anything to anybody.
[bullets fly through the door]
Jonathan: ...lately. (unknown)
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