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Quotes of Movie: The Hunchback of Notre Dame [1996]
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Esmeralda: I will, Your Honor, just as soon as I free this poor creature. Frollo: I forbid it! [Esmeralda cuts the ropes tying Quasimodo to the wheel] Frollo: How dare you defy me? Esmeralda: You mistreat this young man the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help. Frollo: Silence! Esmeralda: Justice! Frollo: Mark my words, Gypsy, you will pay for this insolence. Esmeralda: Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool. The only fool I see is you! [tosses King of Fools crown at Frollo's feet] (unknown) Torturer: Yes, sir? Frollo: Ease up. Wait between lashes. Otherwise, the old pain will dull him to the new. Torturer: Yes, sir. Frollo: [Turns to Phoebus] Ah, the gallant Captain Phoebus, back home from the wars. Phoebus: At your service, sir. Frollo: Your record preceds you, captain. I expect nothing but the best from a war hero of your caliber. Phoebus: And you shall have it, sir. I guarantee it. Frollo: You know, my last captain of the guards was, um, a bit of a dissappointment. [Whip crack, followed by screaming] Frollo: No matter, I'm sure you can... *whip* my men into shape. Phoebus: Well, that's a great... tremendous honor, sir. (unknown) Esmeralda: Are you all right? Quasimodo: [hiding his face with his hood] I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. Esmeralda: You're not hurt, are you? Here, let me see. [she lifts Quasimodo's hood from over his face] Quasimodo: No, no - No! Esmeralda: There. See? No harm done. Try to be more careful next time. Quasimodo: Oh, I will. Esmeralda: By the way... great mask. (unknown) Laverne: Doofus. Quasimodo: Phoebus! (unknown) | |
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Phoebus: Good morning, sir. Are you feeling all right? Frollo: I had a little trouble with the fireplace. (unknown) Puppet: Wait! I object! Clopin: Overruled! Puppet: I object! Clopin: QUIET! Puppet: Dang. Clopin: [singing] We find you totally innocent... which is the worst crime of all... Gypsies: SO YOU'RE GOING TO HANG! (unknown) Esmeralda: Shh. Shh. Shh. You'll hide here until you're strong enough to move. [Esmeralda pulls out a flask] Phoebus: Great. I could use a drink. [Esmeralda pours it on his wound, and Phoebus cries out in pain] Phoebus: Yes! Hmmm. Feels like a 1470 Burgundy. Not a good year. (unknown) [the gargoyles are eavesdropping] Hugo: What did she say? Laverne: Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss. Hugo: Ha! Told ya. Pay up. Victor: Oh, dear... [hands him a coin] Hugo: [takes the coin] Chump! (unknown) The Old Heretic: [trips and falls into a pillory] Dang it! (unknown) Hugo: I thought I was the cute one! Laverne: No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth! Hugo: What are you saying, exactly? (unknown) Quasimodo: Oh, yes, Master. I would like that very much. Frollo: Very well. A? Quasimodo: Abomination. Frollo: B? Quasimodo: Blasphemy? Frollo: C? Quasimodo: C-C-Contrition. Frollo: D? Quasimodo: Damnation? Frollo: E? Quasimodo: Eternal damnation. Frollo: Good. F? Quasimodo: Festival. Frollo: [nearly chokes] Excuse me? Quasimodo: F-F-Forgiveness. (unknown) Quasimodo: What do you mean? Phoebus: You know, a guard, a booby trap... [his torchlight promptly goes out, leaving them in darkness] Phoebus: ...or an ambush. (unknown) Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo. She's a girl, not a mackerel. (unknown) Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir. (unknown) Esmeralda: You're lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart. Phoebus: [holding her hand to his heart] I'm not so sure it didn't. (unknown) Quasimodo: But I... Frollo: And now all Paris is burning because of you! Quasimodo: She was kind to me, Master. Frollo: You idiot! That wasn't kindness! It was cunning! She's a Gypsy! Gypsies are not capable of real love! Think, boy! Think of your mother! (unknown) Victor: A festival. Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools? All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese. Victor: It is a treat to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk. Hugo: Boy, nothin' like balcony seats for watching the ol' F.O.F. Quasimodo: Yeah, watchin'. [Quasimodo leaves dissapointed] Hugo: Oh, look. A mime. [Hugo prepares to spit on the mime, Victor stops him] (unknown) Phoebus: I was summoned from the wars to capture fortune-tellers and palm readers? Frollo: Eh, the real war, Captain, is what you see before you. For 20 years I have been taking care of the Gypsies, Frollo: [squashes ants in the ledge] ... one by one. And yet, for all my success, Frollo: [lifts block to expose a swarm of bugs] ... they have thrived. I believe they have a safe haven within the walls of this very city. A nest, if you will. They call it the Court of Miracles. Phoebus: What are we going to do about it, sir? [Frollo smashes the block over the bugs] Phoebus: You make your point quite vividly, sir. (unknown) Hugo: Man! I thought he'd never leave. I'll be spitting feathers for a week. Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. Hugo: Ha-ha-ha. Go scare a nun. (unknown) | |
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