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Quotes of Movie: Looney Tunes [2003]
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[the bad guys threaten our heroes with TNT]
Kate Houghton: Who has *dynamite*?
Daffy Duck: Welcome to *my* world. (unknown)
Daffy Duck: Okay, Toots, hand over the diamond.
Dusty Tails: [to herself after pushing DJ out the door] He brought a goose?
Daffy Duck: It's "duck", thank you. (unknown)
Daffy Duck: You'd never catch that rabbit doing something this heroic.
Bugs Bunny: [appearing in the seat next to Daffy] Eh, what's up, duck?
Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable. (unknown)
Marvin the Martian: You tricked me!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Darth? (unknown)
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Bugs Bunny: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'.
Elmer Fudd: Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil.
Daffy Duck: That's showbiz for ya!
Elmer Fudd: Now, make with da the card; so I can pwease my dark masters! (unknown)
Bugs Bunny: [fishing from a boat in the backseat of Kate's flooded Alfa Romeo] Well, whaddya know, I found Nemo! (unknown)
[Bugs is served a martini by one of the contraptions in Damian Drake's spy car]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, well... it's five o' clock somewhere.
Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing...
Bugs Bunny: Shhh... I'm about to defy you. (unknown)
[as the spy car plummets to earth, Daffy calls his stockbroker on his cellphone]
Daffy Duck: Sell all my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die! (unknown)
Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.
DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.
Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow. (unknown)
[making suggestions to improve Bugs' image]
Kate Houghton: So, what do we do? We team you up with a hot female co-star!
Bugs Bunny: Usually...
[dresses in drag]
Bugs Bunny: *I* play the female love interest!
[Michigan J. Frog, at the table behind Bugs, jumps up and begins to sing "Hello My Baby"]
Kate Houghton: Okay, about the crossdressing thing - then, funny; now, disturbing.
[Bugs removes the dress and lipstick]
Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other. (unknown)
Mr. Chairman: [to Kate] I've seen the way you look at me - I know I'm hot.
Kate Houghton: Ugh! (unknown)
[Bugs Bunny is outside of the ship fighting Marvin the Martian. Daffy is cringing inside the ship, sucking his thumb]
Daffy Duck: What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do?... Wait a minute, *I'm* Duck Dodgers!
[Daffy "spins" into his Duck Dodgers costume]
Daffy Duck: Aha! I'm going to be the hero of this picture!
[Then Daffy straps one of five rockets on]
Daffy Duck: Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
[the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the second rocket]
Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodgers to the...
[the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the third rocket]
Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodge...
[the rocket blows up. Daffy turns and LOOKS at the fourth rocket]
Daffy Duck: Duck...
[the rocket blows up]
Daffy Duck: [Daffy suddenly appears outside the ship with the last rocket strapped on, working]
Daffy Duck: It's "You-Know-Who" to the rescue!
[to the audience]
Daffy Duck: It helps if you don't say the name. (unknown)
[after receiving an assignment]
Marvin the Martian: A mission? I'm all for a-tingle! (unknown)
Mr. Chairman: This is unacceptable. We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME goods... when three-year-olds work for so much less...
[all the VPs reach for their buzzers. The VP of Child Labor gets to his first]
Acme VP, Child Labor: But they require naps, sir.
Mr. Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups. (unknown)
Mr. Chairman: There is a DUCK in the middle of the picture. Remove the DUCK. (unknown)
Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy?
DJ Drake: Well, yeah, only... temporarily...
Daffy Duck: Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. (unknown)
Porky Pig: F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny anymore!
[sigh]
Porky Pig: It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct.
Speedy Gonzales: You're telling me. (unknown)
DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stunt double.
Daffy Duck: You? A stunt double? Please.
DJ Drake: No, it's true. Didya ever see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is! (unknown)
[slips on an animated banana peel]
Yosemite Sam: Yikes!
[Opens fire on the banana peel]
Yosemite Sam: Dadburn slapstick cliché! (unknown)
[Dusty comes out in a shiny black outfit]
Daffy Duck: How many galoshes died to make *that* little number? (unknown)
Daffy Duck: That's not boxing. Bite his ear. (unknown)
Marvin the Martian: [brandishing a ray gun] Halt, and be fricasseed. (unknown)
Beaky Buzzard: That's right, I'm a vicious bird of prey. (unknown)
Mr. Chairman: [Referring to the screen showing DJ's dad about to meet his demise] Here is you father tied up on the tracks, and here is the train of death right on schedule. You see Mr. Drake, if the train of death doesn't kill your father, then maybe those crates of TNT will, not to mention the two ton anvil hanging over his head, and...
Mr. Chairman: [Noticing the pendulum of doom] Oh, and look there's the pendulum of doom! What's the pendulum of doom doing there? I did not order the pendulum of doom!
Mr. Chairman: [On the intercom with Wily E. Coyote] That's overkill! Get rid of it! (unknown)
Daffy Duck: [spotting the Blue Monkey diamond] I'm rich. I'm affluent. My liquidity is assured. (unknown)
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