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Quotes of Movie: Lone Star State of Mind [2002]
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Wayne: Smyrna, Earl's kissing his sister again.
Earl: God damn it, Wayne, I really wish you would stop calling her that. (unknown)
Baby: If you ain't livin' you're dyin', Earl. I wanna live. (unknown)
Tinker: I hate you, Earl! (unknown)
Baby: You mad, Earl?
Earl: No, Baby, I ain't mad at you. I'm pretty sure Junior ain't gonna be none to happy with it, though. (unknown)
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Baby: Earl Crest, you better get over here. I can't be no soap opera actress if I'm missin' digits. (unknown)
Baby: Wait 'til I tell Raylene I was interrogated by the police for killin' Tinker Johnson. She'll be so jealous. (unknown)
Tinker: Junior, you're so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade. (unknown)
Tinker: [smashing the radio off the truck with a golf club] That's right, who's your daddy now Mr. Panasonic. (unknown)
Junior: This cell phone's better than my pinkie finger any day. (unknown)
Earl: You ever get the feeling you're, like, being watched, Baby?
Baby: You mean by horny guys? (unknown)
Baby: Earl Crest, don't you know it ain't polite to stare?
Earl: Well, Baby, it's only natural for a man to stare when he sees the prettiest gal west of Mississippi.
Baby: Just west? (unknown)
Earl: [voiceover] I don't know for sure exactly how Andy got elected six months ago in the first place, but all I do know is that nobody meant for it to happen. It's like the ugly girl in high school who gets picked for prom queen. It ain't nice, but some A-hole thinks it's funny and nominates her, and then other people start voting for her thinking no one else is gonna and pretty soon, KAPOW!, the school is stuck with Sheriff Andy for prom queen. (unknown)
Tinker: [to the pizza delivery boy] You can hide, but you can't run! I mean, you can run but you can't... oh, I'm gonna KILL you! (unknown)
Baby: After work I think I'm gonna go home and change.
Earl: I don't see the point though, Baby. You just can't improve on perfection. (unknown)
Baby: Damn, Earl, you're twenty-three going on eighty! (unknown)
Earl: Junior, you are so dumb.
Junior: I'm not dumb. YOU'RE dumb. (unknown)
Tinker: I don't got nothing to say.
Earl: Well, that's good, 'cause I was planning on doing most of the talking anyhow. (unknown)
Tinker: I'm gonna kick the shit out of you, Earl.
Earl: So you said, Tinker. (unknown)
Doctor: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons!
Earl: Now, don't be TOO disappointed, Doc. (unknown)
Doctor: Now you be careful, Earl, or else my grandson might just steal that pretty gal of yours away from you.
Jimbo: Gramps, I ain't gonna steal Earl's gal, I'm gay. (unknown)
Doctor: That Flossie's one hell of a girl, don't you think?
Jimbo: Gramps... I'm GAY.
Doctor: I hear ya.
Jimbo: Oh, just forget it. (unknown)
Jimbo: I'm gonna kill Tinker for shooting you.
Earl: Well, Jimbo, I think Baby already beat you to it.
Baby: Damn right. (unknown)
Baby: You want me to come with you? It's my day off.
Earl: No, Baby, I don't intend on killing anyone today so your services won't be needed. (unknown)
Earl: If it wasn't for Baby I'd have drowned you in that river.
Junior: Well, for your information EARL I can swim! (unknown)
Jimbo: Lord, Junior, what happened to your face?
Junior: Uh... I fell?
Jimbo: Off a building?
Junior: No.
[thinks about it]
Junior: Yeah! (unknown)
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Movie: Lone Star State of Mind [2002]
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