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Quotes of Movie: Little Nicky [2000]
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Jimmy the Demon: Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m... (unknown)
Deacon: The Lord loves you, and the Lord loves you.
[to Nicky]
Deacon: You make the Lord very nervous. (unknown)
Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South. (unknown)
Nicky: Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!
Demon: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit! (unknown)
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Son: [about Nicky] Who's that man, Mommy?
Mom: I dunno, but he sure is butt-ugly. (unknown)
Townie: You can do it, Ozzy! Bite 'is freakin' head off! (unknown)
Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?
Nicky: Yeah, big ones. (unknown)
Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky? (unknown)
Valerie: Do it for the butterflies! (unknown)
Peter: Drink up. Here's to fifty million clams.
Adrian: To the defilement of Earth and the corruption of its people.
Peter: Okay whatever, just drink it.
Adrian: It's awfully hot down here. How do you manage to stay so cool?
John: Uh, beer lowers the body temperature. I read that in a beer magazine.
Adrian: This liquid would probably quench my thirst, cool me off.
Peter: Definitely.
John: It'll give you a pretty good buzz.
Adrian: Or maybe it will trap me inside for all of eternity.
John: Uh, no it won't. (unknown)
Mr. Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but *you* gotta use a toilet. (unknown)
Peter: Did you check out the dragon mouth?
John: The Dark Prince is here! (unknown)
Deacon: Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die! (unknown)
John: Hail, Nicky!
Peter: We are forever your slaves! (unknown)
Valerie: Nicky!
Nicky: Valerie!
Valerie: What are you doing?
Nicky: I think I'm floating.
Valerie: Why would you be floating?
Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier. (unknown)
Deacon: The Hell Beast is above us and I can smell an evil slut! (unknown)
Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana! (unknown)
Mr. Beefy: [shoots an arrow out of his penis and hits Adrian] Now that hurt the both of us. (unknown)
Nicky: [after going to heaven] What is this? Is it Dad's birthday? (unknown)
Nicky: So where did you meet Dad?
Holly: It was a long time ago at this heaven/hell mixer.
Christa: I remember that night. You had like four daiquiris. (unknown)
Adrian: Welcome to the party! It's so nice to see you all here! I'm so proud of you. You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. You're acting as if there is no heaven or hell. Well, I've got news for you. There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes.
Deacon: Holy shit! We really are gonna die! (unknown)
Adrian: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.
Nicky: I'm ready for ya'.
[Adrian punches Nicky]
Nicky: I guess I wasn't ready. (unknown)
Jenna: That guy is still the biggest horndog. (unknown)
Peeper: I deserve this! I deserve this! (unknown)
Lucifer: Even in hell I get no respect. (unknown)
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Movie: Little Nicky [2000] | [2]
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