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Quotes of Movie: Little Miss Sunshine [2006]
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[from trailer]
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality. (unknown)
[last lines]
Pageant Official Jenkins: What in the world? (unknown)
Grandpa: Are you gettin any? You can tell me. Are you gettin' any?
Dwayne: [shakes his head no]
Grandpa: Christ! What are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. You seem you're jail bait, their jail bait. It's perfect. You turn eighteen and you're looking at three to five. (unknown)
Richard: There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up. (unknown)
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Frank: Good night Dwayne.
Dwayne: [scribbles on notepad] Don't kill yourself tonight.
Frank: Not on your watch Dwayne. I wouldn't do that to you.
Dwayne: [on notepad] Welcome to hell.
Frank: Thanks Dwayne. Coming from you that means a lot. (unknown)
Dwayne: [looks around van; writes frantically on notepad... ]
Frank: [reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"... (unknown)
Pageant Assistant Pam: [as Dwayne walks by] Are you authorized to be here?
Dwayne: No.
Dwayne: [to girl in hallway] Where are the dressing rooms?
Girl in Hallway: Are you allowed to be here?
Dwayne: Just tell me where the dressing rooms are! (unknown)
Dwayne: [while Sheryl is crying he writes this on a piece of paper to Olive] Go Hug Mom (unknown)
[first lines]
Richard: There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers. (unknown)
Richard: Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal. (unknown)
Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. (unknown)
Sheryl: [after Frank tried to commit suicide] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us. (unknown)
Grandpa: Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try. (unknown)
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness. (unknown)
Olive: Do you eat ice cream?
Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt. (unknown)
Sheryl: You know, like it or not, we're still your family, for better or worse...
Dwayne: No, you're *not* my family! I don't wanna *be* your family! I hate you fucking people! Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're fucking losers, you're losers! No, please just leave me here, Mom. Please, please, please. Please... just leave me here. (unknown)
Dwayne: I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it.
Frank: Do you know who Marcel Proust is?
Dwayne: He's the guy you teach.
Frank: Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that. (unknown)
Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do *you* think?
Frank: Well... um... uh...
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah. (unknown)
Grandpa: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try. (unknown)
Olive: Mom? Dad?
Richard: [1/2 asleep] What is it Honey?
Olive: Grandpa won't wake up. (unknown)
Pageant Assistant Pam: [Dwayne walks swiftly by] Are you authorized to be backstage?
Dwayne: [emotionless; without stopping] No. (unknown)
Frank: I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl: Frank...
Grandpa: Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank: You must have been very busy.
Grandpa: Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank: Really?
Grandpa: Forget about it. (unknown)
Richard: Sweet sweetness! (unknown)
Richard: It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her?
Sheryl: They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara.
Richard: You know, they do that horse shit every-single-weekend.
Sheryl: Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal. (unknown)
Frank: Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out. (unknown)
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