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Quotes of Movie: Laws of Attraction [2004]
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Audrey: Are you taking your clothes off?
Daniel: Only the bottoms. (unknown)
Daniel: I don't believe in divorce.
Audrey: But you're a divorce lawyer!
Daniel: It's a job. (unknown)
Audrey: Well that spoiled it for me. (unknown)
[arguing in court after having spent the night together]
Daniel: Are you suggesting that because the number is so large, your client is entitled to more than what was agreed upon in the pre-nup? Because that was not your position last night, assuming you remember last night's... position. (unknown)
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Sara: Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out. (unknown)
[talking to her mom on the phone and eating candy corn]
Sara: What are you eating?
Audrey: Vegetables. (unknown)
Daniel: Are you really 56?
Sara: Parts of me are. (unknown)
[after discovering that Daniel wrote a book]
Audrey: Book? Book? What book? When does he have time to write books? (unknown)
[wakes in bed with Daniel, wearing a ring on her finger - gets out of bed]
Audrey: Oh, okay, okay, wake up, wake up.
Daniel: Morning.
Audrey: Wake up. Would you please look at your left hand, please?
Daniel: What?
Audrey: Please!
[sees the ring on his hand]
Daniel: Oh, would you look at that. Oh, you got one, too.
Audrey: Daniel, did we get married last night?
Daniel: Yes, I have a feeling we did. The details are still a little bit fuzzy but the bride was beautiful in her figure-hugging Sarena outfit and... you're not happy.
Audrey: Do I look happy?
Daniel: It's hard to say. I mean, because you never seem to be happy around me and...
Audrey: Oh, it's all coming back. We gotta find the guy who did this and tell him that we didn't mean it.
Daniel: But I did mean it.
Audrey: Of course you didn't, how could you? You don't want to be married to me! (unknown)
Daniel: Can I say something?
Audrey: No, you can't! (unknown)
Audrey: We're just going to have to file when we get back to New York, okay. It'll be like it never happened.
Daniel: But it did happen. (unknown)
Audrey: Audrey Woods, I'm representing Mrs. Harrison.
Daniel: I've heard good things. (unknown)
Daniel: Do you mind if I use the kitchen?
Sara: He cooks? You didn't tell me he cooks. (unknown)
Sara: Do you want him dead?
Audrey: Mother.
Sara: I mean socially. (unknown)
Sara: Is this Rafferty guy cute?
Audrey: I didn't notice. Besides he's not your type. He's old enough to drive. (unknown)
Audrey: Each case I handle convinces me further that marraige is dead in the water. (unknown)
Daniel: Are you dating anyone? (unknown)
Daniel: I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring. (unknown)
Sara: Would you like a cocktail?
Daniel: Oh, yes, please, only if it's an extremely large one. (unknown)
Sara: You are so adorable when you're going for the kill. (unknown)
Audrey: Oh, boy, don't you try to analyze me with your whole, disheveled Bohemian my socks don't match so therefore I have insight into all things wacko mindset. There are no psychoanalytical shortcuts into my pants. (unknown)
Audrey: Oh look, medical waste in a glass. No umbrella? (unknown)
Audrey: [after giving Daniel a new tie] I thought you'd enjoy owning one without a stain.
Daniel: That's an interesting presumption. (unknown)
Daniel: So... Romantic, no?
Audrey: No. (unknown)
Audrey: A sincere apology is just a manipulation tactic like forgiveness or generosity. (unknown)
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Movie: Laws of Attraction [2004]
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