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Quotes of Movie: Last Action Hero [1993]
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[the nervgasbomb goes of in the tar-pit]
Jack Slater: Silent but deadly! (unknown)
Benedict: If God was a villain, he would have been me. (unknown)
[Jack Slater throws Benedict against a wall, and both Benedict and his servant disappears through it]
Jack Slater: Usually when I do that it leaves a hole... (unknown)
Nick: There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians...
Jack Slater: You already mentioned them.
Nick: I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else. (unknown)
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James Belushi: I'm not really a big fan of Arnold's... She is, you know... Arnold really turns her on and I just want to be there when it happens. (unknown)
Frank: We mostly talk muzzle velocities. Guns. (unknown)
Benedict: Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains Jack. You want Dracula? Dra-cool-la? Hang on
[takes out the ticket]
Benedict: , I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprize party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win! (unknown)
Jack Slater: Here's another explosion for your movie, kid. (unknown)
Tony Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend; now you turn a... 360 on me!
Benedict: 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - *180*! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
Tony Vivaldi: What?
Benedict: Trust me!
[shoots him] (unknown)
Jack Slater: You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres! (unknown)
Jack Slater: Look! Elephant! (unknown)
Jack Slater: We're that close in catching him.
Danny Madigan: No, Jack. We're that close to catching pneumonia. (unknown)
Benedict: I wonder if you could help me?
Mechanic: Sure, what do ya need?.
Benedict: Well...
[benedict shoots him. He listens for a while, then shouts]
Benedict: I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose.
[listens some more, still nothing]
Benedict: I said, I have just killed a man and I wish to confess!
[listens some more, someone tells him to shut up. He looks pleased] (unknown)
Jack Slater: I think the taxis are bulletproof. (unknown)
Dekker: And you promised me you wouldn't tell!
Jack Slater: I didn't.
Dekker: Well, then how did he know?
Danny Madigan: "Jack Slater I".
Dekker: What's winning got to do with this?
Danny Madigan: No. The very first "Jack Slater".
Dekker: [to Jack] You told your dad?
Jack Slater: I didn't tell anybody! I don't even know this kid!
Dekker: Well, he sure seems to know a lot about us. (unknown)
[Playing "Chicken" riding a bike]
Danny Madigan: This is gonna work. It's a movie, I'm a good guy. This has got to work!
[Danny thinks again]
Danny Madigan: I'm a comedy sidekick. Oh, shit! I'm a comedy sidekick! IT'S NOT GONNA WORK! (unknown)
[after seeing a "Terminator 2" poster with Sylvester Stallone]
Danny Madigan: No. It's not possible!
Jack Slater: What's not possible? The man is an artist. It's his best performance ever!
Danny Madigan: But... that was you! YOU were in that movie!
[a girl close-by hears them]
Girl: [to Jack] You were in a movie?
Jack Slater: Yes. It was called "The Girl of My Dreams". It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together. (unknown)
John Practice: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Jack Slater: By practice. John Practice! (unknown)
Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. (unknown)
Benedict: Here, in this world, the bad guys can win! (unknown)
Death: I don't do fiction. Not my field. (unknown)
Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie!
Jack Slater: No, this is California. (unknown)
Jack Slater: Did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun.
Benedict: No, Jack. I just left one chamber empty. (unknown)
Jack Slater: Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy doesn't? What happens?
Danny Madigan: He saves the day.
Jack Slater: Or, gets killed! (unknown)
The mayor: Jack, as mayor of this great metropolis, you and I have had our little tiffs, but this is the Lieutenant Governor.
Lt. Governor: Slater, here's what I...
Jack Slater: [breaks the Lieutenant Governor's nose] When the Governor gets here, call me. (unknown)
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