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Quotes of Movie: Last Action Hero [1993]
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[first lines]
Dekker: This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas... (unknown)
[Jack Slater is Hamlet]
Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!
Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.
Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince.
Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair?
Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night.
Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be. (unknown)
Jack Slater: Big mistake! (unknown)
[Dead assassin tumbles out of closet after Slater has fired into it without warning]
Danny Madigan: How'd you know someone was in there?
Jack Slater: There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. (unknown)
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Vivaldi: What I'm saying is; Mr. Benedict can take you out as easy as cake. (unknown)
[Danny Madigan is watching the bad guys on the screen]
Danny Madigan: You are gonna pay... Oooh, you gonna pay! (unknown)
[Frank's last words]
Frank: I'm out of here... (unknown)
[When danny comes home with Jack at 4 a.m]
Danny's mom: Where have you been? The police called. You're not here. You're not there.
Danny Madigan: Mom, I'm sorry, okay. Shh.
Danny's mom: " Okay, shh?" There are 9 million kids out there with guns and that's all you have to say to me? "Okay, shh?" Will you get in here?
Danny Madigan: Mom? You know how you always say you wish I had more friends? Well.
Jack Slater: Hello Mrs. Madigan. Arnold Braunshweiger. (unknown)
Jack Slater: Who the hell are you?
Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid. (unknown)
Danny Madigan: OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store.
Jack Slater: I agree with you. I think she should be working with us... under cover of course... (unknown)
Danny Madigan: You think you are funny, don't you?
Jack Slater: I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger.
Danny Madigan: Schwarzenegger!
Jack Slater: Gesundheit. (unknown)
Jack Slater: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please? (unknown)
Jack Slater: I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
Danny Madigan: That's what you always say!
Jack Slater: I do? (unknown)
Jack Slater: Kid! Who does the doctor treat?
Danny Madigan: Patients?
Jack Slater: Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing?
Danny Madigan: Wearing thin?
Jack Slater: Bingo! (unknown)
[Danny Madigan was just kissed by Whitney Slater]
Danny Madigan: From now on it's all gonna be downhill... (unknown)
Whitney Slater: FREEZE! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it? (unknown)
Danny Madigan: Chicken it is... (unknown)
Danny Madigan: ...I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce. (unknown)
Jack Slater: And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47. (unknown)
[Jack Slater realizes that a nerve gas bomb is hidden in Leo "the Fart"'s body]
Jack Slater: Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time. (unknown)
Vivaldi: Mr. Torelli. I hope it's all right with you I am here. I don't wanna be no fourth wheel... (unknown)
Vivaldi: You've had Slater in front of the eight ball before, but you always screwed it up.
Benedict: [after Vivaldi leaves] It's behind the eight ball, you old fool! (unknown)
[repeated line]
Dekker: Slater! (unknown)
Jack Slater: Stop shouting! I'm not deaf! (unknown)
Jack Slater: I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! (unknown)
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