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Quotes of Movie: Ladybugs [1992]
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Chester: My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful! Everybody likes me!
Redneck: Hey, Chester. My name's Harland, and to me you look like a giant asshole.
Chester: Well, if I'm an asshole there's a reason for it. You're contagious! (unknown)
Matthew: No, he's not a stranger. He's just strange. (unknown)
Chester: You've got to change your behavior.
Matthew: Oh and what'd I do?
Chester: What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours!" A girl doesn't refer to the referee a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff!" And a girl doesn't say "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!" (unknown)
Chester: Women are a beautiful bed of flowers.
[punk girl walks by]
Chester: Of course there's a weed here and there. (unknown)
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Chester: I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me. (unknown)
Chester: Coach Bull huh? I know your full name! (unknown)
Chester: I finally got some respect! (unknown)
Chester: We have a chance. Like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. (unknown)
Chester: Get in the car quick! These heels are killing me! (unknown)
Chester: What is this? A drag race! (unknown)
Chester: What's the point in being the best, if it only brings out your worst? (unknown)
Chester: Well, you know how it is - boys want to be girls, girls want to be boys. Sometimes they're both. (unknown)
[opposing team scores first goal within 15 seconds of whistle]
Chester: Wow! The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex! (unknown)
Dr. Von Kemp: Remember when you get a job make sure your boss is taller than you. That way it's easier to kiss his ass. (unknown)
Chester: I read a book once, "100 Ways to Make Love." I ended up in traction, it was a misprint! (unknown)
Chester: I'm off to a great stop. (unknown)
[coaching the girls practicing]
Chester: Try and control the ball! Forget the ball, try and stay on your feet! Get out of the net, you're not a fish! Pester, you're in a different time zone! Oh beautiful, beautiful!
[looks up at the sky]
Chester: Why me? Why me? (unknown)
[Chester is helping Matthew adjust his wig in a dressing room while a lady outside eavesdrops]
Chester: Just remember, we gotta be careful. I don't want your mother to find out, she'll kill me.
Matthew: God, I can't believe I'm doing this!
Chester: Don't worry, I'll be finished soon.
Matthew: Ow! Take it easy, that hurts!
Chester: Don't worry, if it's too tight you'll get used to it. (unknown)
Chester: What a lady. When she walks in a room, mice jump on chairs. At Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe. I tell ya if she went to a dog show, she'd win. (unknown)
Chester: Two-story house. Yeah before you buy it they give you one story, after you move in you get another story. (unknown)
Chester: I've never saw such beautiful landscaping. Looks like all the trees threw up. (unknown)
Matthew: We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.
Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?
Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy. (unknown)
Coach Bull: If you were in my army, I would have you on latrine duty!
Chester: Hoo! Smells like I'm there now. (unknown)
Julie: You know anything about soccer?
Chester: Not much, all I know is I got a lotta balls! (unknown)
Chester: Julie, look at what you're eating, I thought you were getting in shape. What happened to the weight lifting class?
Julie: Oh I'm doing good. I mean this is heavy. (unknown)
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Movie: Ladybugs [1992]
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