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Quotes of Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]
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Oogway: There are no accidents. (unknown)
Po: Do you want to go get some food? (unknown)
Po: Careful, that soup is - sharp!
[serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star] (unknown)
Po: Skadoosh! (unknown)
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Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness. (unknown)
Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda. (unknown)
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh! (unknown)
Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. (unknown)
[first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. (unknown)
Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! (unknown)
Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. (unknown)
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice. (unknown)
[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. (unknown)
Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes. (unknown)
Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same. (unknown)
Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow! (unknown)
Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again! (unknown)
Shifu: Po, you're alive... or we're both dead. (unknown)
Mantis: I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find the nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur. (unknown)
Tai Lung: But he's a panda!
[incredulous]
Tai Lung: You're a panda! (unknown)
Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! It seems that you have found the peach tree of wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree! (unknown)
[watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints]
Zeng: We're dead. Very, very dead. (unknown)
Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me. (unknown)
Po: I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on. (unknown)
Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know! (unknown)
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Movie: Kung Fu Panda [2008]
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