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Quotes of Movie: Just Friends [2005]
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Clark: We're married!
Chris: Married?
Samantha James: MARRIED!
Darla: We have a son, his name is TJ!
Samantha James: TJ! (unknown)
Samantha James: [hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi... hi... hi... hi... ] Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.
[Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her] (unknown)
Samantha James: Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton? (unknown)
Samantha James: You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up. (unknown)
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Chris: Ten years ago when I was a whale. (unknown)
Rhonda: Here we go! One grilled cheese with ranch on the side. And one sugar mountain supreme for the chubby bunny!
[Rhonda makes noises imitating a bunny]
Chris: Excuse me. Umm, this isn't gonna work for me.
Rhonda: But this is what you always order.
Chris: Yeah! Ten years ago when I was a whale!
Jamie Palamino: The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding.
Chris: [to Jaime] What?
[Rhonda walks away from the table]
Jamie Palamino: Be more rude!
Chris: She's rude! She's rude! I haven't had sweets for ten years, ok? You know what this would do to my stomach?
Jamie Palamino: Relax little girl. I'll have the pancakes, and you can have my sandwich, ok?
Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.
[Chris takes a small sip of water and swallows audibly]
Chris: I'm stuffed! (unknown)
Jamie Palamino: [while laying in bed] What are you thinking about?
Chris: Bush... you know, the whole first family really. (unknown)
Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
[Samantha looks at Jamie and hisses at her] (unknown)
Mr. Palamino: How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway? (unknown)
Chris: [after pulling away from having sex with Jamie] You don't deserve a PENIS (unknown)
Mike: Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom: What ham did you slap hunny? I hope it wasn't the one I just bought. (unknown)
Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?
Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. (unknown)
Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.
[takes a sip]
Chris: I'm stuffed. (unknown)
Chris: Y'see, when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother... or a lamp.
Ray: I don't want to be a lamp... (unknown)
Chris: [Chris changes his mind about leaving New Jersey and grabs the wheel and runs the car into midair and back onto the highway]
Clark: This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX! (unknown)
Clark: [Chris and Clark are discussing how Chris didn't have sex with Jamie the night before] Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what? (unknown)
Samantha James: [singing on her guitar] Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time. (unknown)
Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
Chris: I'd prefer you didn't. (unknown)
Chris: 'Simply Dusty'... is there no other kind? (unknown)
Chris: No you have fun, being the girl who peaked in high school (unknown)
Samantha James: Get off me, God Boy! (unknown)
Samantha James: [on voicemail] Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.
Samantha James: [phone beeps] It's Samantha. Call me!
Samantha James: [phone beeps] It's Samantha!
Chris' Mom: [phone beeps] Hello Joyce? Joyce? (unknown)
Chris: It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit. (unknown)
Chris: Friends don't ravish each other. Friends watch New Year's Rockin' Eve. (unknown)
Chris: So, how's the love life?
Jamie Palamino: Lame. Marty and I broke up a year ago.
Chris: Another jerk, huh?
Jamie Palamino: [innocent mocking] Another jerk, huh?
Chris: I'm just saying... you dated a lot of jerks in high school.
Jamie Palamino: So what about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? (unknown)
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Movie: Just Friends [2005] | [2]
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