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Quotes of Movie: Juno [2007]
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Mac MacGuff: Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener. (unknown)
Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up? (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling?
Vanessa Loring: You found us in the PennySaver? (unknown)
Mac MacGuff: And this, of course, is Juno.
Mark Loring: Like the city in Alaska?
Juno MacGuff: No.
Mark Loring: No? Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Loring: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or...
Juno MacGuff: I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.
Mac MacGuff: She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts. (unknown)
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Mac MacGuff: Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: I'm just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know…
[brief pause]
Juno MacGuff: …infants. (unknown)
Vanessa Loring: How do I look?
Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: [leaning up against the wall as she's in labor] OWW! OWW! Fuckity OW! (unknown)
Bren: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream. (unknown)
Mark Loring: [to Juno] You are so young. (unknown)
Mark Loring: [after Vanessa's asks him if he found an apartment] It's not an apartment, it's a loft.
Vanessa Loring: Well, aren't you the cool guy? (unknown)
Su-Chin: [protesting in front of the abortion clinic] All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! (unknown)
Bren: I think that kids get bored and have intercourse. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion... (unknown)
Bren: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners!
Juno MacGuff: WHOA DREAM BIG!
Bren: Oh, go fly a kite! (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: [dog barking] Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob! (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment." (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: He said her house smells like soup.
Leah: Oh my god it does! I was there like four years ago for her birthday party. It's like Lipton landing! (unknown)
Paulie Bleeker: Oh, no. We should just makeout instead. La la la. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously. (unknown)
Gerta Rauss: So how far along are you?
Juno MacGuff: I'm a junior. (unknown)
Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.
Paulie Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.
Juno MacGuff: Go Carol. (unknown)
Vijay: You should grow a mustache?
Paulie Bleeker: I can't.
Vijay: Yeah, me neither. (unknown)
Vijay: I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count. (unknown)
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Movie: Juno [2007] | [2] | [3]
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