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Quotes of Movie: Jumanji [1995]
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[Alan is about to play a turn on the game, and he suddenly cracks up a joke]
Alan Parrish: Okay, it's my turn. I got it! "Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench."
[chuckles]
Alan Parrish: "Clue." (unknown)
Judy Shepherd: A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch. (unknown)
Peter Shepherd: "His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste."
Judy Shepherd: I don't like the sound of that. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: [in terror] "A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child."
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt. (unknown)
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Hunter Van Pelt: [to Alan] You miserable coward! Come back and face me like a man! (unknown)
Sarah Whittle: Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon, in your lagoon. (unknown)
Exterminator: If I were you, I wouldn't want to live in a house where someone was murdered.
Judy Shepherd: Murdered?
Exterminator: Yep. Little Alan Parrish. I'd say his father did it. There is a thousand and one places he could have hid the body in this house. Especially if he chopped it up first. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: Right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me.
Sarah Whittle: Why you?
Alan Parrish: Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. (unknown)
[Alan is explaining why Van Pelt wants to hunt and kill him]
Alan Parrish: He's a hunter, okay? Right now, he wants to hunt me and shoot me, alright?
Sarah Whittle: Why?
Alan Parrish: Why? I don't know. Everything about me he finds so... offensive. You wouldn't think he'd waste his time. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back! (unknown)
Hunter Van Pelt: [leveling his gun at Alan] End of the line, Sonny Jim. Game's up.
[Sarah runs into the room]
Hunter Van Pelt: Start running.
[pause]
Hunter Van Pelt: Aren't you afraid?
Alan Parrish: I'm terrified. But my father says you should always face what you're afraid of.
Hunter Van Pelt: [lowering the gun; chuckling] Good lad. You're finally acting like a man.
[again leveling his gun]
Hunter Van Pelt: Any last words?
[Alan looks down and notices his game piece moving to the end of the board, after which the word "Jumanji" appears]
Alan Parrish: [quietly] Jumanji.
Hunter Van Pelt: Huh?
Alan Parrish: [slightly louder] Jumanji.
[Van Pelt cocks his gun... ] (unknown)
Alan Parrish: Listen, Carl. I know it doesn't mean much after twenty-six years. But I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Carl: Sorry for what?
Alan Parrish: It's me, Alan. (unknown)
Jim Shepherd: Martha and I were planning to take a skiing holiday in the Canadian Rockies.
Alan Parrish, Sarah Whittle: [shouting] Noooooo! (unknown)
Alan Parrish: The game is not over yet, Sarah!
Sarah Whittle: Well, it is for me. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: Don't worry. I've done this before. Once. (unknown)
Hunter Van Pelt: [aiming his rifle at Alan] Aren't you afraid?
Alan Parrish: I'm terrified. But my father told me you should always face what you're afraid of.
Hunter Van Pelt: [laughs] Good lad. You're finally acting like a man. Any last words?
Alan Parrish: [glances at the game board] Jumanji. (unknown)
Judy Shepherd: [tries to roll the dice, but the game board doesn't recognize it] Alan, it's not working.
Alan Parrish: [inspects the game board] Oh, no. It's not your turn.
Judy Shepherd: Yes, it is. I rolled first. Then Peter twice because he had doubles. Now it's my turn again.
Alan Parrish: No, look. Two of these pieces are yours, right? What about the other pieces?
[spots his old game piece]
Alan Parrish: The elephant was mine. You're playing the game that I started in 1969. Now I'm going to have to play.
[Judy offers the dice to him]
Alan Parrish: It's not my turn.
Judy Shepherd: Then whose turn is it?
Alan Parrish: Sarah Whittle. (unknown)
Alan Parrish, 1969: Oh, no. The game thinks I rolled.
Young Sarah: What do you mean "the game thinks"? (unknown)
Sarah Whittle: You could've told us there was a man in there with a rifle who hunts people.
Alan Parrish: Well, I didn't know, okay? It's just the roll of the dice. (unknown)
Alan Parrish, 1969: I guess I'm not ready for Cliffside then, huh?
Samuel Alan Parrish: [at the door, shouts] We're taking you there next Sunday! And I don't want to hear another word about it!
Alan Parrish, 1969: You won't! I'm never talking to you again!
[tears up the brochure] (unknown)
[after hearing thumping noises]
Judy Shepherd: I'm going Motel six!
Aunt Nora: Oh, for heaven's sake! (unknown)
Judy Shepherd: There's a lion in my aunt's bedroom, what am I supposed to do about that?
Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling brother?
Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon.
Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised? I hope she's not allergic to cats. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter. (unknown)
Gun salesman: [van Pelt places empty shotgun shells onto the gun store counter] You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt: Damn. (unknown)
Alan Parrish: [a pelican has grabbed the game] WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE GAME, PETER?
[chases after pelican]
Sarah Whittle: [to dejected Peter] Just ignore him, honey; he's a Libra. (unknown)
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Movie: Jumanji [1995] | [2]
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