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Quotes of Movie: Jerry Maguire [1996]
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Jerry Maguire: But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides...Flipper" here? (unknown)
[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"? (unknown)
Marcee Tidwell: I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here. (unknown)
Dorothy: I was inspired, and I'm an accountant. (unknown)
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Matt Cushman: [to Jerry] What you do have is my whole word, and it's stronger than oak.
[shakes Jerry's hand]
Matt Cushman: . (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
Jerry Maguire: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
[Rod gives him a long Look]
Jerry Maguire: All right. I shoplifted the pootie. (unknown)
Dorothy: I'm sorry, I'm just not as good at the insults as she is.
Marcee Tidwell: No, that was pretty good.
Rod Tidwell: No shit. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world. (unknown)
[Having sex with Jerry Maguire]
Avery Bishop: Don't ever stop fucking me! (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating dude! (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself "Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
Jerry Maguire: Rod...
Rod Tidwell: I'm from Arizona Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!
Jerry Maguire: And now you want Arizona dollars?
Rod Tidwell: Exaaaacctly! (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT! (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Ya know! Ya know! We're together on this one! Ya know! Ya know!
Jerry Maguire: Oh my god. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Rod, think about back when you were a little kid. It wasn't about the money, was it? Was it?
[Questionably]
Jerry Maguire: Was it? (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Help me... help you. Help me, help you. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got. (unknown)
[Jerry and Dorothy are in the elevator and a hearing impaired couple gets on. The man of the couple starts talking with his hands, then they get off]
Jerry Maguire: I wonder what he just said.
Dorothy: My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He just said "You complete me". (unknown)
Avery Bishop: You are Jerry Ma-fucken-guire! (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: I started talking to Dennis Wilburn about your re-negotiation this morning.
Rod Tidwell: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smell all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... quan, and you are talking. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Quit using that word. "Quan", that's my word! (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: You're my ambassador of quawn, man. (unknown)
Sign in Locker Room: A positive anything is better than a negative nothing. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Jerry Maguire, my agent. You're my ambassador of Kwan. (unknown)
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