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Quotes of Movie: Jerry Maguire [1996]
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Avery Bishop: There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment? (unknown)
Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
Avery Bishop: Well, it worked. (unknown)
[Dorothy enters kitchen, catching Laurel eavesdropping]
Laurel: I heard.
Dorothy: No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes under the kitchen door.
Laurel: Dorothy, this guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest. (unknown)
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Dorothy: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is. (unknown)
Dorothy: I just want to be inspired. (unknown)
Dorothy: He's coming over.
Laurel: Tonight?
Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.
Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. "Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement." If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything.
Dorothy: Honey, he's engaged. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker! (unknown)
Dorothy: I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath. (unknown)
Dorothy: Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work. (unknown)
Dicky Fox: If this
[points to heart]
Dicky Fox: is empty, this
[points to head]
Dicky Fox: doesn't matter. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it, because I'm cloaked in failure! (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm! (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray.
Ray: You said fuck.
Jerry Maguire: Uh... yeah... I...
Ray: Don't worry. I won't tell. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise? (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: I won't let you get rid of me. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello". (unknown)
Dorothy: I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot. (unknown)
Rod Tidwell: Show me the money! (unknown)
Marcee Tidwell: [shouting, to Jerry] What do you stand for?
Dorothy: How about a little piece of integrity in this world that is so full of greed and a lack of honorability that I don't know what to tell my son! Except, "Here. Have a look at this guy who's busy yelling 'Show me the money." Did you know he's broke? Broke, broke, broke. He is broke and working for you for free! I'm sorry I'm just not as good at the insults as she is.
Marcee Tidwell: No, that was pretty good. (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money! (unknown)
Jerry Maguire: That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. (unknown)
Ray: What's wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life. (unknown)
[last lines]
Dicky Fox: Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success. (unknown)
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