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Quotes of Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [2001]
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[Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]
Chaka: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. (unknown)
Whillenholly: Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape. (unknown)
Whillenholly: Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. (unknown)
Jay: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?
[Justice kisses him passionately]
Jay: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck?
Justice: No. Go.
Jay: Fuck.
[Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]
Jay: Get off my Kool-Aid motherfucka! (unknown)
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Justice: They didn't really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these.
[showing a bag of stolen diamonds]
Justice: And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not real.
Whillenholly: No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. (unknown)
[trying to compose a bad protest song]
Brent: Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit... (unknown)
Sheriff: The hell with this. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. (unknown)
Whillenholly: Who let the cats out? (unknown)
[to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]
Brodie: It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. (unknown)
Holden: Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal... Bong. (unknown)
Jay: [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". (unknown)
Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up. (unknown)
[about Jay]
Banky: Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that?
Silent Bob: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. (unknown)
Whillenholly: Sorry, Justice. We've gotta go.
[to Jay]
Whillenholly: Hey, stop stealing monkeys.
Jay: Fuck you.
Whillenholly: Fair enough. (unknown)
Assistant Director(GWH 2): Okay, you two. Just stand there, and react. Don't say anything!
[Points to Silent Bob]
Assistant Director(GWH 2): Especially you.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] That's pretty funny. (unknown)
Chaka: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. (unknown)
[Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]
Jay: Just like Winnie the Pooh. (unknown)
Ben Affleck: Are we gonna have a problem... again? (unknown)
Justice: If I go to prison will you wait for me?
Jay: Hmm, I don't know. Will you fuck me when you get out?
[Justice kisses him passionately]
Jay: Don't change the subject. Will you fuck me when you get out?
Justice: Snoogans.
[Goes back to kissing Jay] (unknown)
Banky: Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer.
Chaka: Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?
Banky: Actually, it's Banky.
Chaka: No, it is Fucky. (unknown)
[Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Tell 'em Steve-Dave.
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Would you stop saying that? (unknown)
Whillenholly: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising.
Jay: Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock. (unknown)
Whillenholly: The C.L.I.T. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.
Reg Hartner: Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? (unknown)
Daphne: I think they passed out.
Fred: Great. What do we do with them now?
Shaggy: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. (unknown)
Jay: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy
[points to Silent Bob]
Jay: will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Alright.
[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Make it fast and sexy.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". (unknown)
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