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Quotes of Movie: Jason X [2001]

  • Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now. (unknown)
  • [Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]
    Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could. (unknown)
  • [Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's technodroid]
    Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real.
    Kay-Em 14: I AM real. (unknown)
  • Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.
    [Jason stabs him through the chest again]
    Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it. (unknown)
  • Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
    Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek? (unknown)
  • [Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]
    Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete!
    [laughs it off]
    Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya...
    [Jason stares at him]
    Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back! (unknown)
  • Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
    Tsunaron: Did you just wake up? (unknown)
  • Brodski: How long has she been dead?
    Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
    Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call. (unknown)
  • Sven: What do we do with this guy?
    Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried. (unknown)
  • Brodski: What's going on?
    Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on! (unknown)
  • Tsunaron: Whoops.
    Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops"?
    Tsunaron: Nothing.
    Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"?
    Tsunaron: I think he saw me (unknown)
  • Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
    Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.
    Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?
    Kay-Em 14: Nope.
    Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!. (unknown)
  • Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
    [Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
    Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.
    Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred? (unknown)
  • Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
    Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch. (unknown)
  • Kinsa: He's here!
    Rowan: Quiet!
    Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.
    Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
    [Kinsa nods]
    Janessa: She's good with people. (unknown)
  • Waylander: Now what?
    [Jason approaches]
    Janessa: Now basically we... we die. (unknown)
  • Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants. (unknown)
  • Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels! (unknown)
  • [talking about Jason's brain size]
    Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
    Janessa: Way manages.
    Waylander: That's very funny. (unknown)
  • [programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
    VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
    VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
    VR teen girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?
    [both remove their tops]
    VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love premarital sex! (unknown)
  • Geko: Let's smoke this fucker. (unknown)
  • [to Jason]
    Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up! (unknown)
  • Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk. (unknown)
  • Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine. (unknown)
  • Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
    Waylander: I don't know.
    Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
    Waylander: "Beam us off"? (unknown)
  • Movie: Jason X [2001]

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