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Quotes of Movie: Jackass: The Movie [2002]
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Johnny Knoxville: There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking! (unknown)
Dave England: Knoxville knocked my nuts in half! (unknown)
[after disturbing a golf game with an air horn]
Angry Golfer: Didn't I tell you I was going to come over here and kick your ass for that?
Johnny Knoxville: But... I'm sorry. I got bursitis.
Angry Golfer: You got bursitis.
Johnny Knoxville: Yeah.
Angry Golfer: So that means you gotta play with a horn?
Johnny Knoxville: It helps.
Angry Golfer: I'll give you something to play with, pal! (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: I could sure go for a Miller High Life... (unknown)
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Johnny Knoxville: You little bastard! (unknown)
[Johnny Knoxville returns the badly damaged rental car]
Rental car attendant: Whose car is this?
Johnny Knoxville: This is your guy's car. I rented it from you earlier.
Rental car attendant: Yes... What?
Johnny Knoxville: Yeah, I hit a dog.
Rental car attendant: A dog isn't gonna do all that. (unknown)
[a man tries to help Spike Jonze after his scooter zooms downhill]
Man: You all right?
Spike Jonze: Yeah.
Man: You have... Your brakes go out?
Spike Jonze: Yeah. The whole thing doesn't work.
Man: Really?
Spike Jonze: Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: I'm not too excited about this skit, it's not my favorite I've ever done, because there's a toy car in my butt. But this is the "Butt X-Ray". (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: [after many failed intro attempts, sigh] Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war. (unknown)
Bam Margera: [from extended footage, on phone] How much does Rake hate mustard?
[to cameraman]
Bam Margera: This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future. (unknown)
Bam Margera: Look at Phil's tummy. (unknown)
Steve-O: Yeah dude! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: This is the Muscle Simulator. (unknown)
Bam Margera: Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last.
Johnny Knoxville: You using different bottle rockets?
Bam Margera: Nope. Just more of 'em. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: I have bad news written all over me. (unknown)
Jason Acua: I'm Weeman and this is a big cone. (unknown)
Phil Margera: Now you're getting crazy with this shit. Ape! He's starting to lose it! Jesus Christ! Ape! I need toilet paper! (unknown)
Bam Margera: This is Sweaty Fat Fucks. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Is Butterbean okay? (unknown)
Ehren McGhehey: What's wrong?
Johnny Knoxville: I done fell and busted my ass, that's what's fuckin' wrong! (unknown)
Steve-O: I am so glad I turned this idea down. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [after being beat up by Butterbean] Is Butterbean OK? (unknown)
Rakeyohn: [referring to bungee wedgie] This is worse than the hanging. (unknown)
Man: We have many... What the hell you doin?
Dave England: I'm sorry. I'm almost done.
Man: I hope you ain't takin' a shit in that sonfabitch. (unknown)
Steve-O: [while preparing the wasabi to snort it] Chopsticks are so *stupid*! (unknown)
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