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Quotes of Movie: Jackass: The Movie [2002]
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[opening line]
Johnny Knoxville: I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to "Jackass"! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and we're about to test my Rocket Skates. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl. (unknown)
Spike Jonze: [Acting like an old man on a scooter] You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner? (unknown)
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Steve-O: Hi it's cold in Japan, so were going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks. (unknown)
Bam Margera: Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "fuck" by the end of this movie.
[after seeing an alligator in her house]
April Margera: That's the scariest fucking thing I ever saw! (unknown)
Chris Pontius: I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: I think I'm a little concussed. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: [after being swatted by a puma while wearing a foam rubber mouse costume] I don't like him. He's mean. (unknown)
Chris Raab: I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot. (unknown)
Steve-O: You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurt so much more.
[Laughing] (unknown)
[while viewing the apparatus for the "Bungee Wedgie" stunt]
Rick Kosick: This isn't gonna work!
Jeff Tremaine: It might... (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?
Dave England: No man. I shit my pants at the fair. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: I was Lon Chaney's lover!
Shopkeeper: Go back and love him! (unknown)
Bam Margera: Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here? (unknown)
Chris Pontius: Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them. (unknown)
Steve-O: We wanted to see if you would run!
Ryan Dunn: I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake... IT'S CACTI!
Steve-O: It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts! (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: What a dumbass idea! I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake!
Spike Jonze: *Offscreen* It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: It's cacti! Whatever it is it hurts! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: That had bad news written all over it.
Bam Margera: Dunn can't drive for shit! (unknown)
Steve-O: We're in Okinawa right now, and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks, but first...
Chris Pontius: We need to go rub one out. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Do you have a pocket ass? (unknown)
[after waking Phil up with fire works]
Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight. (unknown)
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Movie: Jackass: The Movie [2002] | [2]
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