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Quotes of Movie: Jackass Number Two [2006]
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Chris Pontius: [after Matt Hoffman attempts to jump the English Channal on his bike] He didnt even make it to Germany! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: That long hair don't cover up your red neck. (unknown)
Steve-O: Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [after taking a fall] My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that. (unknown)
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Wee Man: What are thinking about, Preston?
Preston Lacy: I wish all of that water was gravy and all those cars were giant biscuits.
Wee Man: [laughing] Are you hungry?
Preston Lacy: I was just saying...
Wee Man: Oh, all right! (unknown)
Chris Pontius: Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [after getting shot by riot explosive] Is this ok?
[points to face]
Johnny Knoxville: Then we're good. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched with the rocket] This isn’t the best idea.
Bam Margera: Yes it is... (unknown)
Dimitry Elyashkevich: [Johnny Knoxville is ready to be launced on the rocket] 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
Bam Margera: Later!
[Presses the launch button] (unknown)
Chris Pontius: Hey Ehren, maybe after this movie you'll finally lose your virginity. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: [after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again. (unknown)
Bam Margera: Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck! (unknown)
April Margera: [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
Bam Margera: No shit! (unknown)
Bam Margera: [before the Riot Control skit] If Knoxville goes in there, I'll French kiss him. (unknown)
Steve-O: I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [while gagging after Pontius drinks the horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then. (unknown)
Phil Margera: [after seeing Bam's brand] He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing! (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: [after the riot control test] Son of a... Fuck you! (unknown)
Bam Margera: [after getting shot by riot explosive] I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: [Riding Oldskool BMX] Why would anybody ride this shit? What's the reasoning? Why can't they just make two of the same size wheel? (unknown)
Wee Man: What? I can't hear... kinda. (unknown)
Steve-O: I'm Steve-O, and sorry Dad, but no one's gonna miss this for the world. This is the Butt Chug. (unknown)
Steve-O: [about to be buried up to his neck in a pile of manure] I'm Steve-O and this is some shit.
[screams]
Steve-O: I'm Steve-O and this is some shit! (unknown)
Bam Margera: [after the Yak Charge] That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: [after Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge] That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense. (unknown)
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