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Quotes of Movie: Jackass Number Two [2006]
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Johnny Knoxville: Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud. (unknown)
April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny... (unknown)
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Chris Pontius: I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie. (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [first lines] Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!" (unknown)
Bam Margera: Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". (unknown)
Dave England: Oh God! Oh... Oh... Oh God!... my ass hurts so fucking bad! (unknown)
Chris Pontius: [after drinking horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself. (unknown)
Chris Pontius: [after drinking the horse semen] I'm completely ashamed of myself. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: [after Johnny Knoxville falls head first off the penny farthing bicycle] You didn't land it. (unknown)
April Margera: Oh my god, you had the cutest butt ever, why did you have to go around and ruin it?
Bam Margera: I didn't, Dick Farm Dunn did. (unknown)
Wee Man: There's a machine in here! Where's the fucking card throwing machine? (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask] Don't hog it all you little prick... (unknown)
Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit! (unknown)
[Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: [while Bam is in trailor with Cobra] You crying?
Bam Margera: Yeah. (unknown)
Ehren McGhehey: [while in the trunk of a taxi cab] Get me out of here! (unknown)
Steve-O: [chuckling] You just pleasured a horse. (unknown)
Ryan Dunn: Ooh my hip! I think I just gave birth! (unknown)
Johnny Knoxville: Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs! (unknown)
Ehren McGhehey: Where I'm going, I don't need luggage (unknown)
Jay Chandrasekhar: C'mon! (unknown)
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Movie: Jackass Number Two [2006] | [2]
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