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Quotes of Movie: It Takes Two [1995]
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Amanda Lemmon: Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens. (unknown)
Diane Barrows: That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of love. (unknown)
Diane Barrows: Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever.
Amanda Lemmon: So adopt me why don't you?
Diane Barrows: They won't let me adopt you on my salary, besides, you deserve a mother and a father.
Amanda Lemmon: So, get a husband.
Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car you know.
Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence world series kind of thing, right?
Diane Barrows: Hey, a girl's got to have her standards. (unknown)
Amanda Lemmon: I know, I know. Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me. (unknown)
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Diane Barrows: Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me. (unknown)
Roger Callaway: I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck. (unknown)
Amanda Lemmon: This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy. (unknown)
Alyssa Calloway: How was the party?
Amanda Lemmon: Well, the good news is that Clarice is gone.
Alyssa Calloway: You did it!
Amanda Lemmon: The bad news is that she'll be back in a week.
Alyssa Calloway: You didn't! (unknown)
Diane Barrows: I can't believe you talked me into this
Alyssa Calloway: You're too tense. Relax
Diane Barrows: Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax! (unknown)
Roger Callaway: I don't know what's more bruised. My butt or my ego (unknown)
Diane Barrows: You should really put iodine on your butt... cut (unknown)
Amanda Lemmon: All this money and these people eat slugs? (unknown)
Clarice Kensington: A rough day is a broken nail, what I'm having is a TRAIN WRECK! (unknown)
Clarice Kensington: Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo! (unknown)
Clarice Kensington: I've never been more humiliated in my life!
[huffs]
Alyssa Calloway: Wanna bet?
[she steps on Clarice's wedding dress so that everyone can see her underpants] (unknown)
Diane Barrows: Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl.
Roger Callaway: I think you had it right the first time. (unknown)
Amanda Lemmon: Told ya. 3rd time's the charm.
Roger Callaway: Wait. All of this? This was your doing?
Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Calloway: [smile]
Diane Barrows: Oh! It WAS, was it?
Roger Callaway: Well, girls? What do you have to say for yourselves?
Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Calloway: [together] So kiss already! (unknown)
Roger Callaway: Vincenzo, did you ever hit a home run?
Vincenzo: Not lately.
Roger Callaway: You know the feeling when it's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and you know the next one's coming right down the middle... and then... you just connect... and for an instant, you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... and further than you could ever imagine?
Vincenzo: Yeah, that's a great feeling.
Roger Callaway: Yeah.
[pauses, closes wedding ring box]
Roger Callaway: Clarice hates baseball. (unknown)
Diane Barrows: [bangs loudly on Butkises' door] Hello! Hello!
Butkis' Neighbor: You looking for a Butkis?
Diane Barrows: What?
Butkis' Neighbor: You looking for a Butkis?
Diane Barrows: Yes! Yes, I am. (unknown)
Vincenzo: My god, you're not Alyssa!
Amanda Lemmon: Nope, the name's Amanda, put 'er there!
[shakes Vincenzo's hand]
Vincenzo: Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!
Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, and it's weird too! (unknown)
Clarice Kensington: This is all YOUR fault!
[she raises her arm to hit Amanda, who poses as Alyssa, but Vincenzo furiously grabs her arm and stops her; Clarice turns to him]
Vincenzo: Lady, if you touch that child, I'll pop you one, so help me God! (unknown)
Roger Callaway: [he and Vincenzo see Amanda, as Alyssa, banging a tune on the piano] You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?
Vincenzo: I'd say she's demandin' it.
[Amanda bangs the final notes]
Roger Callaway: Hmm. (unknown)
Alyssa Calloway: Aren't you coming?'!
Diane Barrows: [stammers] Uh, no, I think I'm just gonna wait for Amanda out here.
Alyssa Calloway: DIANE BARROWS! GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE THIS... IN-STANT!
Diane Barrows: Okay. Okay. Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see. (unknown)
Radio Announcer: Lots of tie-ups this mornin'. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln, 10 for the Holland. The B.Q.E. is backed up for about 2 miles, and if you're takin' the Van Wyck, better allow an extra 15. Whateva ya do, stay outta midtown. It's gonna be wall-to-wall limos as socialite Clarice Kensington finally lands her man! (unknown)
Diane Barrows: [after Alyssa, as Amanda, was 'adopted' by the Butkises] You were supposed to protect her! You should've done something. Y-Y-You could've slit their tires or something! Anything!
Councelor: They had the paperwork!
Diane Barrows: What paperwork?'!
Patty: [hands Diane the paperwork] We couldn't find you! Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do? Lie in front of the van, for God's sake?'!
Diane Barrows: I would have!
[she drops the paperwork]
Diane Barrows: I'm takin' the Jeep!
[she takes the keys to the Jeep]
Councelor: Hey, that's the camp's!
Diane Barrows: [furiously] Oh, don't you even...! (unknown)
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Movie: It Takes Two [1995]
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