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Quotes of Movie: Innerspace [1987]
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[pickup line]
The Cowboy: Women love me. But you know that. (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Of course, the most fun I've ever had is tryin' to land a crippled F-14 with a stubborn nose gear on the deck of a rolling flat-top in zero visibility... (unknown)
Rusty: And give that 'crippled Tomcat' story a rest. We've all heard it!
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Oh, gosh, Rusty, you're right. 'Course, when MY moment of glory came, I didn't take a dump down the leg of MY flight suit! (unknown)
[Into a mirror]
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: The Tuck Pendleton machine: zero defects. (unknown)
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Lt. Tuck Pendleton: When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party. (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: We're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours. (unknown)
[reading from computer, how to enlarge a person]
Jack Putter: Eat me, drink me? What is that? From The Exorcist? No, Alice in Wonderland! Alice she drank something to be big and ate something to be small. (unknown)
Jack Putter: I'm possessed! (unknown)
[Jack hears Tuck talking to him in the doctor's office]
Jack Putter: Did you hear that?
Waiting Room Patient: Hear what?
Jack Putter: You didn't hear that then?
Waiting Room Patient: Noooo, I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything. Are you feeling all right?
Jack Putter: Would I *BE* in a *DOCTOR'S OFFICE* if I *WAS* feeling all right? (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Congratulations, Jack. You just digested the bad guy.
[Jack burps] (unknown)
Mr. Wormwood: You've got a great future in front of you in Retail Food marketing, and I just hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us. (unknown)
Jack Putter: We've got the chip!
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: All right!
Jack Putter: We're on the way to the lab!
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: All right!
Jack Putter: But I think they put someone in there with you!
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: All... what? (unknown)
Jack Putter: Jack Putter to the rescue! (unknown)
Victor Scrimshaw: In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane? (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: [instructing him to get his jacket/carkeys out of his locker] See that door?
Jack Putter: Yeah.
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Use it!
[Jack turns away from it]
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Hey! What are you doing?
Jack Putter: Just-just quiet for a minute! Shush! I-I need to think.
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: EXCUSE ME,Jack! You heard the man! My oxygen's running out! Look, if you don't help me, you're going to end up with this microscopic pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm.
Jack Putter: [very disgusted] UCK!
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Now isn't that a pretty thought? (unknown)
Victor Scrimshaw: Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, nobody has the balls to use them. Am I right?
[Jack shrugs, then tries to say something]
Victor Scrimshaw: Space, you say? Space is a flop. Didn't you know that?
[Jack shakes his head]
Victor Scrimshaw: An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but! - miniaturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge everyone is looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? Which country will control minaturization?
[takes a puff of his cigar]
Victor Scrimshaw: Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm just in this for the money. (unknown)
[Margaret prepares to inject a miniaturized Igoe into Jack]
Victor Scrimshaw: Now, wait a minute. What happens once Igoe's taken control of their pod?
Dr. Margaret Canker: Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out through a tear duct or a sweat gland.
Victor Scrimshaw: Why chance that? Once he's gotten control of the pod and takes the chip, let's re-enlarge.
Dr. Margaret Canker: While it's still inside Mr. Putter?
Victor Scrimshaw: Why not?
Dr. Margaret Canker: Have you any idea what kind of mess that would make? (unknown)
Man in Restroom: [Jack is talking while urinating in a urinal] Play with it, buddy. Don't talk to it. (unknown)
Stewardess: [seeing the cowboy lighting up his cigar] I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar.
The Cowboy: [extinguishes his cigar in his hand and sniffs his hand] Mmmmmm. There's nothing like a good cigar. Eh? Partner?
[puts his cigar in the man's suit pocket] (unknown)
Dream Lady: Oh, I don't bring that kind of cash around with me. (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: [while fighting Mr. Igoe]
[shouting]
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Make a pull on this Pal! (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: I'm inside you! Right now, inside you! Inside your body!
Jack Putter: [stands up] No! Somebody help me! I'M POSESSED! (unknown)
Dr. Greenbush: Well, Jack, good news. I think we can rule out demonic posession among your ailments.
Jack Putter: But, the little voice from inside was talking to me.
Dr. Greenbush: See, that's just it. Demons talk THROUGH you - not TO you. (unknown)
Lt. Tuck Pendleton: [about to dump Mr. Igoe into Jack's stomach] Ok pal. Here's how I spell relief. (unknown)
Victor Scrimshaw: Press the green button you fool!
Dr. Margaret Canker: He'll never find it!
Victor Scrimshaw: The man's a high school graduate! The green button you fool. (unknown)
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