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Quotes of Movie: Hook [1991]

  • Peter Banning: You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
    Tinkerbell: Guess again. (unknown)
  • Peter Banning: What's the deal? Where's the real food?
    Tinkerbell: If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't *be* Peter Pan, so eat up.
    Peter Banning: Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this. (unknown)
  • Pirate: Aren't you?
    Peter Banning: Peter pan.
    Pirate: [jumps out the window] (unknown)
  • Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
    Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
    Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
    [kids whistle and waves their hands around]
    Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
    Kids: Bangarang, Rufio.
    Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
    Rufio: You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
    Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
    Rufio: Mung tongue.
    Peter Banning: Math tutor.
    Rufio: Pinhead.
    Peter Banning: Prison barber.
    Rufio: Mother lover.
    Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
    Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
    Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
    Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
    Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
    Kids: Bangarang, Peter.
    Rufio: You... you man! You stupid, stupid man!
    Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME, you two-toned zebra-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
    Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
    Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
    Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning. (unknown)
  • Jack: Who is that Captain?
    Captain Hook: It's Peter Pan.
    Captain Hook: Has it been three days? 'Tis true, Peter, time does fly. And so do you, I see. (unknown)
  • Captain Hook: I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
    [draws sword]
    Peter Banning: [draws sword] Dark and sinister man, have at thee. (unknown)
  • Rufio: [falls to his knees holding his sword up in his hands] You are the Pan
    [Peter takes the sword from him, draws a line in the sand between him and Rufio and all the lost boys run over to stand behind him. Rufio stands up, Peter bows to him and he returns the bow]
    Rufio: You can fly, you can fight and you can... (unknown)
  • Tinkerbell: Peter you know that place between asleep and awake. That place you still can remember your dreams...
    [Peter slightly nods]
    Tinkerbell: ... That's were I'll always love you Peter Pan. (unknown)
  • Captain James Hook: Prepare to die Peter Pan!
    Peter Banning: To die would be a grand adventure!
    Captain James Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left! (unknown)
  • [Toodles is searching for something on the floor]
    Toodles: Lost, lost, lost.
    Peter Banning: Lost what?
    Toodles: I've lost my marbles. (unknown)
  • Captain Hook: He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die. (unknown)
  • Captain Hook: Where's the carpet, Smee? (unknown)
  • Wendy Darling: The stories are true! I swear to you! And now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heavens, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember.
    Peter Banning: Remember what?
    Wendy Darling: Peter, don't you know who you are? (unknown)
  • [Peter recalls a memory from his childhood]
    Wendy Darling: Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Now so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.
    Young Peter Pan: No, no, no! You promised!
    Wendy Darling: I have children of my own now. And they have children. That is my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed.
    Peter Banning: As I saw her lying there sleeping, something changed in me forever.
    Young Peter Pan: I shall give her a kiss.
    [takes out a thimble]
    Wendy Darling: No, Peter. No buttons. No thimbles. I can't bear to see Moira's heart be broken after she finds out she can't keep you.
    Young Peter Pan: No. I mean a real kiss. (unknown)
  • Peter Banning: [to Tinkerbell] Are you related to Mighty Mouse? (unknown)
  • Peter Banning: You hated the deal.
    Moira Banning: Yes I hated the deal, but I'm sorry you feel so badly about it. Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it. (unknown)
  • Wendy Darling: So, Peter, you've become a pirate. (unknown)
  • Maggie: [singing] The stars are all my friends / Till the nighttime ends / So I know I'm not alone / When I'm here, on my own. / Isn't that a wonder? / When you're alone / You're not alone / Not really alone. (unknown)
  • [Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time]
    Peter Pan: Firefly from hell. (unknown)
  • Toodles: Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back.
    Peter Pan: Who? (unknown)
  • Peter Pan: I remember you being a lot bigger.
    Captain Hook: To a ten year-old I'm huge. (unknown)
  • Maggie: [to Hook] You need a mother very, very badly. (unknown)
  • Thud Butt: I remember Toodles.
    Peter Pan: How could you remember Toodles?
    Thud Butt: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.
    Peter Pan: Ha ha ha. He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
    Thud Butt: Yeah, he lost them good. (unknown)
  • Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
    Peter Pan: I am not a pirate. It just so happens that I am a lawyer.
    Lost Boys: Kill the lawyer!
    Peter Pan: I'm not that kind of lawyer! (unknown)
  • Peter Banning: What is this? Some sort of "Lord of the Flies" pre-school? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?
    [the Lost Boys all point to Rufio]
    Peter Banning: No-o,
    Peter Banning: No-o-o Mr. Skunk-head with too much mousse, you are just a punk kid. I WANT TO SPEAK TO A GROWN-UP!
    Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
    Peter Banning: Excuse me?
    Rufio: We kill pirates. (unknown)
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