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Quotes of Movie: Hook 
Tinkerbell: Guess again. (unknown)
Tinkerbell: If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't *be* Peter Pan, so eat up.
Peter Banning: Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this. (unknown)
Peter Banning: Peter pan.
Pirate: [jumps out the window] (unknown)
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
[kids whistle and waves their hands around]
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Kids: Bangarang, Rufio.
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Kids: Bangarang, Peter.
Rufio: You... you man! You stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME, you two-toned zebra-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning, Banning. (unknown)
Captain Hook: It's Peter Pan.
Captain Hook: Has it been three days? 'Tis true, Peter, time does fly. And so do you, I see. (unknown)
Peter Banning: [draws sword] Dark and sinister man, have at thee. (unknown)
[Peter takes the sword from him, draws a line in the sand between him and Rufio and all the lost boys run over to stand behind him. Rufio stands up, Peter bows to him and he returns the bow]
Rufio: You can fly, you can fight and you can... (unknown)
[Peter slightly nods]
Tinkerbell: ... That's were I'll always love you Peter Pan. (unknown)
Peter Banning: To die would be a grand adventure!
Captain James Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left! (unknown)
Toodles: Lost, lost, lost.
Peter Banning: Lost what?
Toodles: I've lost my marbles. (unknown)
Peter Banning: Remember what?
Wendy Darling: Peter, don't you know who you are? (unknown)
Wendy Darling: Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Now so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago.
Young Peter Pan: No, no, no! You promised!
Wendy Darling: I have children of my own now. And they have children. That is my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed.
Peter Banning: As I saw her lying there sleeping, something changed in me forever.
Young Peter Pan: I shall give her a kiss.
[takes out a thimble]
Wendy Darling: No, Peter. No buttons. No thimbles. I can't bear to see Moira's heart be broken after she finds out she can't keep you.
Young Peter Pan: No. I mean a real kiss. (unknown)
Moira Banning: Yes I hated the deal, but I'm sorry you feel so badly about it. Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it. (unknown)
Peter Pan: Firefly from hell. (unknown)
Peter Pan: Who? (unknown)
Captain Hook: To a ten year-old I'm huge. (unknown)
Peter Pan: How could you remember Toodles?
Thud Butt: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.
Peter Pan: Ha ha ha. He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Thud Butt: Yeah, he lost them good. (unknown)
Peter Pan: I am not a pirate. It just so happens that I am a lawyer.
Lost Boys: Kill the lawyer!
Peter Pan: I'm not that kind of lawyer! (unknown)
[the Lost Boys all point to Rufio]
Peter Banning: No-o,
Peter Banning: No-o-o Mr. Skunk-head with too much mousse, you are just a punk kid. I WANT TO SPEAK TO A GROWN-UP!
Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
Peter Banning: Excuse me?
Rufio: We kill pirates. (unknown)
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