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Quotes of Movie: EuroTrip [2004] (China)
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Robot Man: Ow! My robot balls! Error! Error! Error! (unknown)
Donny: [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know... (unknown)
[Creepy Italian Guy massages Jamie's shoulders]
Jamie: What-what the hell are you doing?
Creepy Italian Guy: Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi. (unknown)
Scott: Cooper the hat, the hat! The hat is on fire!
Cooper: Oh we don't need no water, let the mother... (unknown)
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[after taking a drink of Absinthe]
Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
Cooper: Me neither.
Scott: Sober as a judge.
[to a hallucinatory green fairy]
Scott: How about you?
Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT! (unknown)
Scott: A dollar and 83 cents American. What can we get for that?
[cut to a lavish Slovak hotel]
Scott: Gotta love that exchange rate! (unknown)
Scott: They really are the worst twins ever. (unknown)
Anna, The Camera Store Girl: I'm going on break. I was going to step out back and have a cigarette. Would you like to join me?
Jamie: I don't smoke.
Anna, The Camera Store Girl: Neither do I. (unknown)
Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.
Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl.
[pause]
Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot. (unknown)
Mad Maynard: If you really are a member of the Manchester United Fan Club, sing the Manchester United song.
Scott: Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm really not that much of a singer...
Mad Maynard: [slams a beer bottle on the floor] Sing!
Scott: [Immediately begins singing] My baby takes the mornin' train. / He works from nine to five and then, / he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo! (unknown)
Jamie: [pulls out Frommer's guide book] And I've even planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun!
Scott: You brought a guide book to a party?
Jamie: You wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper: You wanna see my balls? (unknown)
Scott: [Scott and Cooper after seeing Jamie and Jenny making out] Oh, my God!
Green Fairy: That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night? (unknown)
Cooper: There have to be at least a hundred drunk girls here, and we should be trying to have sex with each and every one of them!
Jenny: Hello. Mixed company?
Cooper: What?
Jenny: I'm a girl.
Scott: No, you're not.
Cooper: Yeah, you're just a cool guy with long hair. (unknown)
Jamie: I had to tutor lacrosse players to save up money to buy this. So nobody touches my camera, except me.
Cooper: Oh, so it's like your weiner.
Jamie: No, it's not like my- Jenny!
Jenny: Cooper, stop. (unknown)
Cooper: Okay, just as long as we can get out of here, ?cause this guys starting to creep me out.
Scott: Who? Robot man? He's just trying to raise money to feed his robot family.
Cooper: I don't care, I really don't like him.
Scott: Why, ?cause he's doing this?
[starts acting like a robot making robot noises]
Cooper: Don't do that.
Scott: [in a robot voice] Cooper, do not hate me. (unknown)
Cooper: You still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.
Scott: At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy.
Cooper: Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a ?cool guy" on the *Internet*. This is how these sexual predators work. First he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he's gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he's gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals. (unknown)
Jamie: [to the tour group] This is amazing. Usually, they
[the Vatican]
Jamie: wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making
Jenny: [to Herself] We could be seeing an arrest in the making. (unknown)
Vatican Guard: [to Cooper, thinking he's mentally retarded] Have a very special day, for a very special person. (unknown)
Pope: [seeing the "New Pope" on TV] What de hell? (unknown)
Scott: Hey, thanks for coming with me. I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
Cooper: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott: What are you talking about?
Cooper: I'm talking about crazy European sex.
Scott: Ah. (unknown)
Scott: There are so many... penises.
Jamie: Frommer's tried to tell you. But you just didn't listen.
Cooper: This is the biggest sausage fest on earth!
Scott: It's the International House of Sausage! (unknown)
Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches? (unknown)
Naked Spanish Guy: CHICA! CHICA! CHICA! (unknown)
Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came! (unknown)
[first lines]
P.A. announcer: Congratulations. Hudson High class of 2004! (unknown)
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Movie: EuroTrip [2004] | [2]
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