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Quotes of Movie: EuroTrip [2004] (China)
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Jamie: What-what the hell are you doing? Creepy Italian Guy: Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi. (unknown) Cooper: Oh we don't need no water, let the mother... (unknown) | |
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Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything. Cooper: Me neither. Scott: Sober as a judge. [to a hallucinatory green fairy] Scott: How about you? Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT! (unknown) [cut to a lavish Slovak hotel] Scott: Gotta love that exchange rate! (unknown) Jamie: I don't smoke. Anna, The Camera Store Girl: Neither do I. (unknown) Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know. Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl. Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. [pause] Cooper: Right? Right? That's hot. (unknown) Scott: Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm really not that much of a singer... Mad Maynard: [slams a beer bottle on the floor] Sing! Scott: [Immediately begins singing] My baby takes the mornin' train. / He works from nine to five and then, / he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo! (unknown) Scott: You brought a guide book to a party? Jamie: You wanna see my itinerary? Cooper: You wanna see my balls? (unknown) Green Fairy: That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night? (unknown) Jenny: Hello. Mixed company? Cooper: What? Jenny: I'm a girl. Scott: No, you're not. Cooper: Yeah, you're just a cool guy with long hair. (unknown) Cooper: Oh, so it's like your weiner. Jamie: No, it's not like my- Jenny! Jenny: Cooper, stop. (unknown) Scott: Who? Robot man? He's just trying to raise money to feed his robot family. Cooper: I don't care, I really don't like him. Scott: Why, ?cause he's doing this? [starts acting like a robot making robot noises] Cooper: Don't do that. Scott: [in a robot voice] Cooper, do not hate me. (unknown) Scott: At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy. Cooper: Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a ?cool guy" on the *Internet*. This is how these sexual predators work. First he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he's gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he's gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals. (unknown) [the Vatican] Jamie: wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making Jenny: [to Herself] We could be seeing an arrest in the making. (unknown) Cooper: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons. Scott: What are you talking about? Cooper: I'm talking about crazy European sex. Scott: Ah. (unknown) Jamie: Frommer's tried to tell you. But you just didn't listen. Cooper: This is the biggest sausage fest on earth! Scott: It's the International House of Sausage! (unknown) Naked African Guy: Ladies? Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches? (unknown) P.A. announcer: Congratulations. Hudson High class of 2004! (unknown) | |
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