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Quotes of Movie: EuroTrip [2004] (China)
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[Scott's e-mail alert sound]
Computer voice: Mail, mothafucka! (unknown)
Cooper: All right. Stay black, Bert. (unknown)
[repeated line]
Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car. (unknown)
Cooper: This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car. (unknown)
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Cooper: [jumps into the hot tub with Candy in it] Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!
Candy: Cooper Harris, you're a pig!
[starts getting out]
Cooper: Candy, wait. You've got something on you.
Candy: [looks around] Where?
Cooper: Like right here.
Candy: [uncovers her breasts] Where? (unknown)
Scott: Mieke, I'm here!
Mieke: [walks forward with a smile] Who are you? (unknown)
Scott: [Opens his dorm room door to find Mieke] What are doing here? I just got your last email.
Mieke: Going to college.
Cooper: [Cooper is heard on Scotty's phone] What's the freak look like?
Scott: Which room are you in?
Mieke: This one. Room 214. I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott: Now who would be dumb enough to make that mistake?
[Scotty and Mieke begin kissing]
Cooper: [Over the phone] Do I hear kissing noises? Scotty are you making out with your new room mate?
[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed continuing to make out]
Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? SCOTTY!
Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
[makes The End appear with his wand, flies away] (unknown)
Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.
[Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]
Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me, is he cooler than me? Is he bigger than me?
Scott: I just got your last email. What are doing here?
Mieke: Going to college.
Scott: What dorm?
Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.
Scott: How is this even possible?
Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott: Now who be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
[Scotty and Mieke begin kissing]
Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your roommate Scotty?
[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? SCOTTY!
Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
[makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away] (unknown)
Swiss Guard: [thinking Cooper is retarded] And have a very special day for a very special little man!
[winks] (unknown)
Jenny: Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
Scott: Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks. (unknown)
Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay. (unknown)
Candy: Is it off yet?
Cooper: Fine, I'll do it.
[starts reaching for Candy's breasts]
Missy: [walks in with three jocks] Candy!
Candy: [covers herself] Cooper!
Cooper: [looks at the jocks] Hi. This isn't where I parked my car. (unknown)
Mad Maynard: [after hearing Scott's song] Pretty good. Pretty damn good lads! (unknown)
Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo!
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much sauce son. (unknown)
Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
[laughs]
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here. (unknown)
Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other any more.
Scott: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard. (unknown)
Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated. (unknown)
Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man! (unknown)
Cooper: So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly? (unknown)
Cooper: You should see that picture, it makes all the girls in our high school look like walruses.
Jenny: I'm a girl from our high school. (unknown)
Waiter: [Scottie tosses the waiter a nickel] Ah! A nickel!
[waiter shows his manager]
Waiter: You see this?
[slaps the manager]
Waiter: I quit. I open my own hotel. (unknown)
Cooper: What the hell is that?
Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says if you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.
Scott: Except your dignity.
Jamie: No, you just put that in your... wait, what? (unknown)
Scott: What happened to you last night?
Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome. (unknown)
Cooper: This sucks, I didn't hook up with one European chick while I was here, Europe is officially the worst country in the world. (unknown)
Italian Guy at Vatican: This is one crazy Pope! (unknown)
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Movie: EuroTrip [2004] | [2]
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