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Quotes of Movie: Drive Me Crazy [1999]
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Nicole: Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.
Chase: Ribbit. (unknown)
Dave: Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here. (unknown)
Chase: I didn't expect you to fall in love.
Dulcie: I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap! (unknown)
Chase: I'm a walking punchline. (unknown)
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Dave: Why are we doing this?
Chase: As a protest.
Dave: Of what?
Ray: People, right?
Chase: Sheep.
Ray: Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep.
Dave: And what specifically about sheep do we object to?
Ray: Chase?
Chase: General herding mentality. (unknown)
Chase: I was hoping I could ask to cut in.
Nicole: Well Ray left, but it's okay with me... I bet you can still catch him if you hurry.
Chase: actually I wanted to dance with you. (unknown)
Nicole: Who are we making jealous?
Chase: Everyone Nicole... everyone. (unknown)
Mrs. Maris: We're moving in together.
Nicole: What?
Mr. Hammond: Maybe we should think about this.
Nicole: Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house. (unknown)
Mr. Hammond: We're moving in together.
[Nicole and Chase give one another a surprised look]
Mrs. Maris: Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.
Nicole: Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse. (unknown)
[Nicole is crossing out guys in her yearbook]
Nicole: Moron. One eyebrow. Taking GEORGANNE WARNER. Failed health. Taking Sue. Taking Dee Vine.
[She scribbles a guy's face out]
Nicole: Refers to himself as "The De-Virginator". (unknown)
Sue Ryan: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available.
Nicole: It's easy to be a bitch either way. (unknown)
Sue Ryan: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon's available.
Nicole: It's easy to be a bitch either way. (unknown)
Dave: [driving Chase home] So who was at the party?
Chase: Everyone.
Dave: [slams on the brakes] Everyone was not at the party! I wasn't there. (unknown)
Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool.
Chase: Yeah I know you'd be cool.
Mr. Hammond: What is that supposed to mean?
Chase: It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73."
Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned?
Chase: Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy. (unknown)
Eddie Lampell: Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?
Alicia DeGasario: They're the same person, you idiot.
Eddie Lampell: [to Chase] How about you?
Chase: Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest.
Eddie Lampell: My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully...
Alicia DeGasario: I'm sure she's been drooled on before. (unknown)
Nicole: There are rules, you know.
Brad Seldon: [Brad is drunk] "Rules"?
Nicole: Rules!
Brad Seldon: What rules?
Ray: Seniors rule!
Nicole: You don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer.
Brad Seldon: I was going to. I-I-I was going to. It's-It's just that...
Chase: [mockingly] He just - He-He-He just - He just - He-He...
Nicole: Shut up!
Brad Seldon: I don't know. I - I fell in love. (unknown)
Alicia DeGasario: Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat. Violence anticipated. (unknown)
Nicole: Its called an easy-out-clause because its supposed to be EASY (unknown)
[Chase and Nicole are kissing]
Nicole: Oh, hey Dulcie.
Dulcie: Get a room. (unknown)
Chase: We're breaking up, aren't we?
Dulcie: I just think we're headed in different directions, that's all. (unknown)
Chase: Your parents named you Dee Vine?
Dee Vine: No Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself. (unknown)
Alicia DeGasario: Hey Kathy. Have you been over to Brad's?
Kathy: Yeah, it's nice.
Alicia DeGasario: Weird huh? His family seems so normal. You'd never guess they belonged to one of those doomsday cults.
Kathy: A - Are you serious? (unknown)
Nicole: You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in 7th grade.
Chase: Burn it.
Nicole: You said, uh - You said you hated me, and there was sonething in there about how the only way you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy.
Chase: Sorry about that.
Nicole: Don't be. I deserved it. I'm the one who should be sorry. Chase, when your mom got sick...
Chase: Please Nicole lets not do this.
Nicole: I want to, I've wanted to say this for 5 years now. When your mom got sick, I couldn't bear to go over to your house it was too hard, I was too scared. I just wanted to cry all the time. Everytime I saw her, everytime I saw you. Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything you would just sit there. So when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling fire alarms, I just acted like I didn't know you.
Chase: Well I'm over it now.
Nicole: Well, good night.
Chase: Yeah. (unknown)
Ray: I'm staying
Dave: Why?
Ray: I like to party. I like to get down. (unknown)
Dave: We used to be your friends, if you can remember that far back.
Chase: You know what I remember, Dave? I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker because he said he'd be your friend.
Dave: I did the guy a favor!
Chase: I remember you buying Alicia Digressatio at the Student Council Auction last year, and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend.
Dave: Do you have a point?
Dave: Yeah, my point is Dave, you're not mad at me. You're jealous. (unknown)
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Movie: Drive Me Crazy [1999]
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