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Quotes of Movie: Death Becomes Her [1992]
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[Helen has a gaping hole in her abdomen]
Madeline Ashton: You're a fraud, Helen! You're a walking lie and I can see right through you. (unknown)
Madeline: Oh ok! Well if she's not dead, you tell her to come down here, come right up to me and kiss me on the...
Madeline: Kiss you on the what?
Helen: Mad?
Madeline: Hel... (unknown)
Ernest Menville: [at Helen's book party] Have you seen her yet?
Madeline: What a joke. She's not even here.
Ernest Menville: Wait. Look over there.
Madeline: [a heavy-set woman stands surrounded by people] Oh! Looks as though she's lost a few pou-
[the heavy set lady moves out of the way to reveal the incredibly thin Helen Sharp] (unknown)
[Helen pours alcohol all over Madeline's car and then dumps the bottles inside, revealing dozens of bottles and alcohol everywhere]
Helen: We'll make it look like she's had just a little bit too much to drink... (unknown)
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[after being shot into a pond, by Madeline]
Helen: That was totally uncalled for. (unknown)
[Lisle has just stabbed Ernest's finger with the dagger]
Ernest Menville: Ah! Wha-what are you doing?
Lisle Von Rhuman: I'm loving you. (unknown)
[after seeing her transformation]
Madeline Ashton: I'm a girl! (unknown)
[after seeing Mad]
Helen Sharp: It's alive!
[Cut line]
Helen Sharp: And it's beautiful... (unknown)
Madeline Ashton: Oh, for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly!
Dakota: I'm trying to! (unknown)
Madeline Ashton: Ernest... my ass! I can see MY ASS! (unknown)
Lisle Von Rhuman: This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay. (unknown)
Madeline Ashton: Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars. (unknown)
Psychologist: You have got to forget about her! You have got to erase her from your mind. You have to completely eliminate any tra...
Helen Sharp: What?
Psychologist: You have to completely eliminate...
Helen Sharp: You're right.
Psychologist: What?
Helen Sharp: You're absolutely right! (unknown)
[Rose is serving breakfast in bed to Madeline Ashton]
Rose: Good morning, madam. You look absolutely marvelous.
Madeline Ashton: Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you forgetting something?
Rose: Well, it's only Thursday - you told me just to say it...
Madeline Ashton: Well, never mind that. I think I need you to say it every morning.
Rose: Very well. "Oh, madam! You look younger every day!"
Madeline Ashton: Thank you, Rose. Thank you very much. (unknown)
[Madeline Ashton is begging to have plastic surgery]
Madeline Ashton: Are you listening to me? Do you even care? You stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh, and...
[sobs] (unknown)
Anna: How about a nice colagen buff?
Madeline Ashton: "A colagen buff"? You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!
Anna: I could do your make-up myself...
Madeline Ashton: Make-up is POINTLESS! It does nothing anymore! Are you even listening to me? Do you even care? You stand there with your 22-year- old skin and your tits like ROCKS and laugh at me...
[sobs] (unknown)
[Lisle scolds one of her "boys"]
Lisle Von Rhoman: Make some room for my friend, for Chrissake. But... keep your ass handy. (unknown)
Lisle Von Rhoman: You're scared as Hell... of yourself. Of the body you once knew.
Madeline Ashton: I beg your pardon?
Lisle Von Rhoman: I am the one who understands. I am the one who knows your secret. (unknown)
Helen Sharp: You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest.
Ernest Menville: I am?
Helen Sharp: Yes, you are. If I never told you before, it was because I wasn't the sort of girl who could say the word "sexual" without blushing. Well I can now. Sexual... sensual... sexy... sex... sex... sex... (unknown)
Lisle Von Rhoman: How old would you guess I am? C'mon, don't try to flatter me.
Madeline Ashton: Thirty-eight?
[Lisle Von Rhoman glares at her]
Madeline Ashton: TWENTY-eight... no, twenty-three... (unknown)
Madeline Ashton: Bottoms up!
[Madeline drinks the potion]
Lisle Von Rhoman: Now, a warning.
Madeline Ashton: NOW a warning? (unknown)
Emergency Room Doctor: I tell you what, kids, it's, uh, odd thing here. Your wrist, uh, far as I can tell, is, uh, fractured in three places. Uh, and you've shattered, uh, two vertebrae, though I can't be certain without an X-ray... The bone protrusion through the skin - that's not a good sign. You're body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart's stopped beating.
Ernest Menville: What the hell does that mean?
Emergency Room Doctor: Exactly! What... what... I'm going to get a second opinion.
[the doctor leaves in a hurry]
Madeline Ashton: Well, it could be worse. (unknown)
Ernest Menville: Where did you put my wife?
Second Doctor: She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
Ernest Menville: The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS! (unknown)
Helen Sharp: On guard, BITCH! (unknown)
Anna: Mr.Chagall! I'm sorry,Mr.Chagall. I'm really, really sorry.
Chagall: Anna, don't talk. Just go away. (unknown)
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