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Quotes of Movie: Canadian Bacon [1995]
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Honey: [reading card] "Best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot." Eeew! (unknown)
Boomer: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think. (unknown)
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?
Kabral: Aboot! It's ABOUT! And what's with this 'eh' business?
Roy Boy: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal. (unknown)
Boomer: Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there. (unknown)
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Boomer: If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade. (unknown)
R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States. (unknown)
U.S. President: It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children. (unknown)
General Panzer: What do you want to do, sir? About Russia, sir?
U.S. President: Yeah, why don't we call up and find out who's in charge over there this week. (unknown)
Russian President: Mr. President, please. Is this why you called us here? We already gave up! You won! We are too busy trying to perfect universal indoor plumbing! (unknown)
Russian President: You're in charge of the world, now. Don't be such a sore winner! (unknown)
Roy Boy: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?
Kabral: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it! (unknown)
Boomer: I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks! (unknown)
Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!
Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"
[riot intensifies]
Kabral: People! People! Can't we all just get along? (unknown)
Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
General Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike! (unknown)
Gus: These Canadians suffer from a serious inferiority complex. That's why they built this: The Canadian National Tower! World's largest free-standing structure! (unknown)
Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! (unknown)
U.S. President: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to. (unknown)
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here. (unknown)
[TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto]
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts. (unknown)
Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"? (unknown)
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day. (unknown)
R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick. (unknown)
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States. (unknown)
Honey: Kabral, what does this look like to you?
Kabral: Got me. I never saw a white one that size. (unknown)
Roy Boy: Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey: You smell anything?
Roy Boy: No.
Honey: Exactly. Canada! (unknown)
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Movie: Canadian Bacon [1995]
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