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Quotes of Movie: Batman [1989]
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Vicki Vale: Some people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman: He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale: Some people say the same about you.
Batman: What people?
Vicki Vale: Well, face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman: This isn't exactly a normal world, is it? (unknown)
The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. (unknown)
Batman: You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get? (unknown)
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try. (unknown)
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The Joker: And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS! (unknown)
Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking? (unknown)
[Last lines]
Alfred Pennyworth: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.
Vicki Vale: Hi, Alfred.
Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised. (unknown)
The Joker: New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex. (unknown)
[Jack is primping in front of a mirror]
Alicia: You look fine.
Jack Napier: I didn't ask. (unknown)
[the Joker reveals himself for the first time]
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier! (unknown)
The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
[Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] (unknown)
The Joker: Bob... gun.
[Bob takes gun out of his jacket and hands it to the Joker; Joker shoots Bob in the chest] (unknown)
The Joker: Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. One the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a *killer*. I am an artist. I *love* a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival! (unknown)
[the Batwing is flying at Joker]
The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on! (unknown)
The Joker: Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time. (unknown)
The Joker: [fuming] Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema! (unknown)
Commissioner Jim Gordon: This is Commissioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me! (unknown)
[the Joker reads the newspaper]
The Joker: "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait'll they get a load of ME! (unknown)
The Joker: Who's this loss?
Bob the Goon: This is Knox, the reporter.
The Joker: Bad tie. (unknown)
The Joker: You set me up over a woman, a WOMAN! You must be insane... (unknown)
Batman: You weighed a little more than a hundred and eight.
Vicki Vale: Oh really!
Batman: Let's go. (unknown)
Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff.
Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours.
Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale. (unknown)
Jack Napier: So gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom, uh resurfaces, I'm the acting President, and I say starting with this anniversary festival, we run the city into the ground. (unknown)
Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. (unknown)
Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. (unknown)
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Movie: Batman [1989] | [2] | [3]
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