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Quotes of Movie: Batman [1989]
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The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? (unknown)
The Joker: I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. (unknown)
Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
The Joker: I've been dead once already, its very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
Grissom: Jack, maybe we can cut a deal.
The Joker: Jack?
The Joker: Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier. (unknown)
The Joker: I recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
The Joker: ... threw herself out the window.
Vicki Vale: Oh, my God...
The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
[breaks the mask and starts giggling] (unknown)
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The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. (unknown)
Joker: Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check! (unknown)
Alfred Pennyworth: I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons. (unknown)
Knox: You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...
Eckhardt: And I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that. (unknown)
Jack Napier: Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.
Alicia: Pretty tough talk about Carl.
Jack Napier: Don't worry about it. If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now.
Alicia: If Grissom knew about us, he might hand you something.
Jack Napier: Don't flatter yourself, angel. He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me. And besides, he doesn't know. (unknown)
Vicki Vale: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces! (unknown)
The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys? (unknown)
The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. (unknown)
The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas?
Bruce Wayne: Most of the time. (unknown)
[Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building]
Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman. (unknown)
Bruce Wayne: [as Vicki Vale walks out of hearing towards front door after door bell rings] I'm Batman, I'm Batman (unknown)
The Joker: The pen, is truly mightier than the sword! (unknown)
Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent: We received a letter from Batman. 'Citizens of Gotham. Gotham City has earned a rest from crime. But should the forces of evil rise again to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'
Alexander Knox: Question. How do we call him?
Commissioner Jim Gordon: He gave us a signal.
[Commissioner Gordon activates the Bat Signal] (unknown)
Vicki Vale: Mr. Joker, you make such beautiful things, ohh, you're so powerful, and PURPLE ohh I love purple.
Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
[Punches him]
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
[Punches him] (unknown)
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? (unknown)
The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb. (unknown)
The Joker: Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face. (unknown)
[Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time]
Jack Napier: Nice outfit! (unknown)
[Joker gives someone a hand and electrocutes him]
Joker: Oh, I got a live one here! (unknown)
Vicki Vale: I've just got to know. Are we gonna try and love each other?
Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've got to go to work. (unknown)
[the Joker sees a picture of Vicki Vale]
Jack Napier: Stop the press, who is that? (unknown)
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Movie: Batman [1989] | [2] | [3]
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