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Quotes of Movie: Bad Boys 2 [2003]
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[to his sister, a Miami DEA agent]
Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
[pauses]
Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy. (unknown)
Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to? (unknown)
Mike Lowery: Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it. (unknown)
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Mike Lowery: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?
[Marcus starts ad-libbing the first verse]
Mike Lowery: Dude, you gotta learn the words.
Marcus Burnett: We usually only do the chorus. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. (unknown)
Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers. (unknown)
Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?' (unknown)
Mike Lowery: [pointing a flashlight at Marcus' eyes] "Have you ingested X? Look at your pupils.
Marcus Burnett: Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?
[tries to cross his eyes] (unknown)
[Repeated Line]
Floyd Poteet: I've got my rights. (unknown)
Capt. Howard: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. (unknown)
Capt. Howard: I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. (unknown)
[Repeated Line]
Marcus Burnett: Woosah... (unknown)
Floyd Poteet: We've got our rights.
Mike Lowery: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up? (unknown)
Alexei: The Russian Grim Reaper is here. (unknown)
Marcus Burnett: You see that?
Mike Lowery: They throwin' cars. How'd I not see that.
Marcus Burnett: Hey, Mike, I'm just trying to be helpful.
Mike Lowery: Hey, you'd know what would be fuckin' helpful, Marcus? Just shut the fuck up and let me drive, let's try that. (unknown)
[repeated line]
Mike Lowery: That's that bullshit. (unknown)
Marcus Burnett: I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.
Detective Mateo Reyes: [over radio] No way. I'm not getting suspended again.
Mike Lowery: I'm gonna whoop your asses if you don't crash that ambulance into the mortuary now. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: Change the station... more music less Marcus. If you open the door he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes. (unknown)
Mike Lowery: Captain, is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement...
Capt. Howard: The department doesn't cover personal property, that's why we drive police cars. (unknown)
Marcus Burnett: [During a gun fight] Sir, we just want to talk.
Mike Lowery: You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.
Marcus Burnett: We're not immigration!
Mike Lowery: [More gunfire] They can't hear you 'coz they still shootin' at you. (unknown)
[after Mike's flashback about his therapy]
Marcus Burnett: Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.
Mike Lowry: Now you just talking nasty. (unknown)
[to Mike]
Marcus Burnett: You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out. (unknown)
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