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Quotes of Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]
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Wes Mantooth: What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beatdown.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Ron Burgundy: Hey, leave the mothers out of this - all right?; it's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again. (unknown)
Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. (unknown)
Brian Fantana: It's called Sex Panther by Odeon; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight. (unknown)
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Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus! (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: [doing mouth exercises] How now, brown cow. (unknown)
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection!
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... (unknown)
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy! You have a massive erection! (unknown)
Veronica Corningstone: [in bear pit] In case we die here today, there's something that you should know. That dirty trick with the Teleprompter. It wasn't...
Ron Burgundy: Sweet Eli Whitney's nose! It wasn't you, was it? It was Wes Mantooth. Oh, I should have known.
Veronica Corningstone: No, no. No, I did it.
Ron Burgundy: [screams] You bitch!
[bears wake up]
Ron Burgundy: You woke up the bears! Why did you do that? (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: Look, it's the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Do me on it! (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt! (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady. (unknown)
Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy! (unknown)
Angry Biker: I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!
Ron Burgundy: If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya. (unknown)
Ed Harken: [on the phone with his son] Put down the gun, and let the marching band go! We'll play it off as a prank. (unknown)
Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. (unknown)
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp. (unknown)
Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it! (unknown)
Spanish Anchor: Como estan, bitches? (unknown)
Bill Lawson: [narrating] Brick Tamland is married with 11 children and is one of the top political advisors to the Bush White House. (unknown)
Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor! (unknown)
Wes Mantooth: I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale? (unknown)
Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer. (unknown)
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. (unknown)
Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store? (unknown)
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