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Quotes of Movie: A Goonies [1985]
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Mama Fratelli: Kids suck. (unknown)
Mikey: You idiot you glued it on upside down.
Chunk: It looks fine to me. (unknown)
Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma! (unknown)
Chunk: [with potato chips in his mouth] You think your Mom's gonna notice?
Mikey: What?
Chunk: [more clearly] Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing.
Mikey: I wonder if she'll notice.
Chunk: That's what I said!
Mikey: Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything. (unknown)
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[Chunk glued the statue's penis on upside-down]
Chunk: How's this?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon Walsh: If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me. (unknown)
Brandon Walsh: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style! (unknown)
Chunk: I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
Mouth: First you gotta do the truffle shuffle. (unknown)
Chunk: Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what?
[Everyone screams]
Chunk: It's a stiff.
[Everyone screams and drops the dead body] (unknown)
Irene Walsh: Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold.
Brandon Walsh: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene Walsh: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon Walsh: Shit ma!
Irene Walsh: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data.
Data: Data
Irene Walsh: Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that? (unknown)
Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go! (unknown)
Brandon Walsh: My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill...
[Brandon takes a little girl's bike]
Brandon Walsh: Thanks kid! I appreciate it.
Girl: My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike. (unknown)
Mouth: Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories! (unknown)
Chunk: Ah, Shit! (unknown)
Mama Fratelli: Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats. (unknown)
Chunk: Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!
Sheriff: Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?
Chunk: Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...
Sloth: Rocky Road? Heh Heh!
Sheriff: Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iraniana terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?
Chunk: Sloth, get back here! Sloth!
Sheriff: Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?
[as Chunk follows Sloth, the phone cord rips out of the wall. The Sheriff hears a dial tone]
Sheriff: Lawrence? (unknown)
Sloth: Rocky... road? (unknown)
Mouth: C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss! (unknown)
Chunk: [Data comes flying into the house knocking over everyone and Chunk grabs the statue of Michaelangelo's David] Hey! I bet you guys think I was going to drop it huh? But you wouldn't expect that from good ol Chunk
[Places the statue on the table and it falls off]
Brandon Walsh: You Idiot!
Mikey: Oh my god!
[runs over and picks up the statue]
Chunk: Look look! It's not broken. It's perfect! Ha ha!
Mikey: [sees that the statue's penis has broken off] Oh my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!
[tries to put it back on]
Chunk: Oh my god.
Mouth: You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
Mikey: Shut up Mouth!
Brandon Walsh: Shut up Mouth. (unknown)
Andy: Do you think there's really any treasure here?
Mikey: Andy this whole ship is a treasure. (unknown)
Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys! (unknown)
Andy: Brand... What happened to your braces?
Brandon Walsh: Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That son of a...
Andy: Shhh!
[kisses him again] (unknown)
[Chunk is running toward the road in the dead of night to find help]
Chunk: I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark.
[He ducks and crawls under a tree branch]
Chunk: But I hate nature! I HATE nature! (unknown)
Data: I am wondering... what is in the bag? (unknown)
Troy Perkins: Andy, you goonie! (unknown)
[while trying to escape the crumbling cave]
Mikey: What about the loot?
Brandon Walsh: What about our lives? (unknown)
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