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Quotes of Movie: A Goonies [1985]
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Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Richard 'Data' Wang: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon Walsh: [scarcastic] No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brandon Walsh: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you. (unknown)
Rosalita: [in Spanish; subtitled] My God, I'm in a crazy house! (unknown)
Sloth: Mama!
Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?
Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.
Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
Sloth: Yeah!
Mama Fratelli: You remember that song I used to sing to you?
Sloth: Yeah!
Mama Fratelli: You were little back then?
[singing]
Mama Fratelli: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
Sloth: Break! Fall!
Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once.
Sloth: Ahh!
Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down! (unknown)
Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.
Sloth: Eh!
Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone! (unknown)
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Jake Fratelli: Francis? Francis the lock!
Francis Fratelli: Let go of the handle.
Jake Fratelli: I don't have the handle now open the lock
Mama Fratelli: Jake up! Come on move it! (unknown)
Elgin Perkins: Alright Walsh. Today's the day so let's get this over with.
Irene Walsh: Irving?
Irving Walsh: I'm sorry Irene.
Troy Perkins: Come on Walsh we don't have all day. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours.
Irving Walsh: Easy Brandon! Easy! (unknown)
[Mikey calls for a bathroom break]
Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.
[Brandon heads to a different cave]
Mikey: Brand, where're you going?
Brandon Walsh: This is the *men's* room. (unknown)
Prison Guard: Lunch time. The longer you wait the colder your lunch will get. Come on. Hey you turkey!
[the prison gaurd proceeds to Jake Frateli's cell where he finds him hanging from his cell wall with a note pinned to his shirt. Reading]
Prison Guard: You schmuck! Did you really think that I would be stupid enough to kill myself?
[Jake knocks out the prison gaurd] (unknown)
Mama Fratelli: There it is. Okay Jake you first.
Jake Fratelli: I ain't going down there mama. Are you kidding me?
Mama Fratelli: [Cocking the handle back on the gun and pointing it at Jake] Go!
Jake Fratelli: I can't argue with that mama. (unknown)
Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.
Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope?
Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope.
[singing]
Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...
[Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up]
Sloth: [Sloth rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth!
Jake Fratelli: We're in deep shit now, Francis.
Francis Fratelli: Oh, shit! (unknown)
Chunk: Mikey this is great! We only have old chaunaka decorations in our attic. What's this stuff all about?
Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny.
Brandon Walsh: [Smacking Mikey on the back of the head] Curator.
Mikey: That's what I said. You always contradict me, I knew what I-. There was an exhibit. About the history of Astoria and these are the rejects.
Chunk: Kind of like us Mike... The Goonies.
Mouth: I'm not a reject.
Mikey: Take that stuff off. You're going to get me in trouble. (unknown)
Andy: [Whispers softly] Let's go this way.
Brandon Walsh: What are you? Crazy? They're here.
Andy: [Hysterically] They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.
[Brand covers Andy's mouth]
Jake Fratelli: [whispering] There they are. Right there.
Brandon Walsh: [shouting to the others] It's the Fratellies. This way. Come on we've got to move! Let's go you guys. Don't fall behind. Let's move. (unknown)
Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.
Sloth: [Grunting] Eh!
Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone. (unknown)
Mama Fratelli: [to Mouth] You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?
Mouth: [Mumbling] Mmm mm!
Mama Fratelli: [Mama Fratelli proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?
Mouth: [Mumbles] Mmm hmm.
[Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels] (unknown)
Brandon Walsh: [Rosalita screaming in spanish] What's she saying Mouth? Translate.
Mouth: No pen. No write. No sign!
Mikey: No dad don't sign it!
[Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag]
Mikey: Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!
Irving Walsh: [Ripping up the foreclosure document] They'll be no more signing today or ever again.
[Cheering] (unknown)
Andy: Watch this.
[Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing]
Andy: He's just like his father.
Data: [in Chinese] That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph.
Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention. (unknown)
Harriet Walsh: [Sirens wailing] Where are my boys?
Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand?
Mikey: Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big shit now right? (unknown)
[first lines]
Prison Guard: Lunchtime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out. You too, down there! Hey, turkey! (unknown)
[last lines]
Mikey: Bye, Willy. Thanks. (unknown)
Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey: No.
Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen. (unknown)
Mama Fratelli: Now tell me where your other little friends are.
Chunk: [crying] The fireplace.
Mama Fratelli: Don't lie to me!
Chunk: Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.
Jake Fratelli: Come on, don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh? (unknown)
Francis Fratelli: Sloth stop that.
Jake Fratelli: Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?
Francis Fratelli: We've never been to the Bronx Zoo!
Jake Fratelli: Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?
Francis Fratelli: I DON'T WEAR A hair piece! (unknown)
Stef: This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid. (unknown)
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree! (unknown)
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it! (unknown)
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