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Quotes of Movie: A Fish Called Wanda [1988]
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Ken: Otto t-t-tried to k-k-kiss me.
Wanda: I thought he might. (unknown)
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. (unknown)
Otto: Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet. (unknown)
Otto: [practicing his apology] Oh, I'm so very, very, very ssssssssssss... FUCK YOU! (unknown)
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Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental! (unknown)
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken? (unknown)
Otto: What is this? "Hump a Limey" week? (unknown)
Wanda: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
Ken: Good. (unknown)
Wanda: Get the fuck out of here, Otto.
Otto: Relax. I heard moaning; I was worried. (unknown)
Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life.
Wanda: Get me my drink. (unknown)
Otto: Ok... Ok... DISAPPOINTED. Son of a bitch. What do you have to do in this world to make people trust you?
Wanda: Shut up.
Otto: People are always taking advantage of me.
Wanda: Shut up and think.
[Otto pulls out a silenced pistol and fires two shots at the safe]
Wanda: What are you doing?
Otto: I'm thinking. (unknown)
Archie: I Wendy- I Wanda- I wonder... (unknown)
Wendy: You can stick this marriage right in your bottom. (unknown)
[after steamrollering Otto]
Ken: "K-k-k-k-Ken." You bastard. Hey, I've lost my stutter. It's gone. I can speak. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (unknown)
Otto: You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're... smart, you've got wonderful bones, and you dress really interestingly. (unknown)
Otto: I love robbing the English, they're so polite. (unknown)
Wanda: What are you thinking, Archie?
Archie: I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
Wanda: How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
[pause]
Archie: That's a...
Wanda, Archie: ...good reason. (unknown)
[Archie has put his gun down to fist fight with Otto]
Archie: I used to box for Oxford.
Otto: Oh, yeah? Well...
[Otto quickly picks up Archie's gun, and points it at him]
Otto: ...I used to kill for the CIA. (unknown)
Otto: I'm, uh, Harvey. Manfred... jen... sen... den. (unknown)
Otto: I'm here because I'm bored. Bored hanging around this God-awful city. Shoving George's ugly pic... Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck up, intellectual British faggots. Jesus they're uptight they get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched.
Otto: [finds a letter from Archie to Wanda] Just, counting the seconds to the weekends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at 4. 2B St.
Otto: [recovering] To be honest I hate them. I mean pretending they're so fucking lawyer.
Otto: [recovering again] superior, so fucking superior with those phony accents.
Otto: [Ken peeks in the room] Not you Ken, you have a beautiful speaking voice... when it works.
Otto: [about Wanda] Son of a bitch!
Otto: [to Wanda, loudly] So, wanna have some lunch?
Otto: [quietly] Have you heard from him?
Wanda: Who?
Otto: Archie.
Wanda: [loudly] No I have to finish my hair!
Wanda: [quietly] No.
Otto: Nothing?
Otto: [loudly] Ok well I'm outta here!
Otto: [quietly] No plans to see him?
Wanda: No.
Wanda: [loudly] Ok. Bye Bro.
Otto: Bye Wanda!
[Punches Wanda's picture, hands it to Ken]
Otto: Oh Sorry. (unknown)
Otto: You really like animals don't you, Ken? What's the attraction.
Ken: Well, you can t-t-trust them and they don't sh-sh-sh-sh
Otto: Shit on you?
Ken: Shove off all the t-time. (unknown)
Archie: [to Wanda] How could a bright and smart girl like you have a brother who is so...
Otto: [coming between them] Don't call me stupid! (unknown)
Otto: Nice fish, Ken. You know what Nietzsche said about animals? "They were God's second blunder."
Ken: Well, you t-t-t-tell him from me that I kuh-kuh, I kuh-kuh... (unknown)
Wanda: I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun? (unknown)
Otto: Hello, K-K-K-Ken's f-f-f-fish!
[taps on tank]
Otto: Wake up! (unknown)
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