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Quotes of Movie: 50 First Dates [2004]
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Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake. (unknown)
Lucy: What are you doing?
Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue! (unknown)
[repeated line]
Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom! (unknown)
Ten Second Tom: Aren't you a little old to still be having wet dreams?
[memory erases]
Ten Second Tom: Hi, I'm Tom! (unknown)
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[at the Callahan Institute]
Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!
[Lucy walks by quietly]
Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?
Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job! (unknown)
Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking. (unknown)
Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy?
Marlin: yea.
Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?
Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.
Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex?
[Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows
[Marlin and Doug turn away]
Henry: We want to!
[Marlin and Doug look again]
Henry: Just kidding. (unknown)
Ula: Damn you Haole! You make my sister work in your hotels! (unknown)
Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts. (unknown)
[to his children]
Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything! (unknown)
Henry: Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today? (unknown)
[to Jocko]
Henry: Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag. (unknown)
Doug: [gives Henry a box] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess.
[Doug grabs the box]
Marlin: Doug! (unknown)
Lucy: I wonder what's the matter with him.
Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me. (unknown)
[while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
Ula: You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: A shark bit me.
Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro! (unknown)
Old Hawaiian Man: Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out (unknown)
Old Hawaiian Man: [about Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with. (unknown)
Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.
Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam! (unknown)
Lucy: Can I have one last first kiss? (unknown)
Alexa: I guess I prefer sausage to taco. (unknown)
Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
Ula: Uh, nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
Henry: You're the state idiot of Hawaii. (unknown)
Marlin: Ok, ok, OK! Enough with the titty dance! (unknown)
Nick: What did Sue say?
Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver. (unknown)
Dr. Keats: Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking. (unknown)
Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch!
Lucy: Yeah, keep running! (unknown)
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Movie: 50 First Dates [2004] | [2]
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