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Quotes of Movie: Beetle Juice [1988]
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean. And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. Delia: A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem. | |
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Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore. We're very unhappy. Juno: What did you expect? You're dead. Barbara: Just- can you give me the basics? Adam: Well, this book isn't arranged that way. What do you wanna know? Barbara: Well, why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch? Are we halfway to heaven? Are we halfway to hell? And... how long is this gonna last? Adam: I don't see anything about heaven *or* hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this: "Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. [Snaps book shut] Adam: Oh, this is gonna take some time, honey. We're not completely helpless, Barbara. I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation: ghosts. Juno: I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you. Lydia: Delia hates it. [sees a HUGE spider on a web] Lydia: I could live here. Go ahead... make my millenium. Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. What are your qualifications? Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? Betelgeuse: Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell. Receptionist: Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch. Maybe YOU can relax in a haunted house, but I can't. We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death. Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they are dead or alive, will walk all over you. Otho: There's absolutely no organic flowthrough. Delia: I noticed that too; it's like a giant... ant farm. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me! [Lydia is writing a suicide note] I am alone. [throws paper away and starts over] Lydia: I am *utterly* alone. They don't wanna come down. Delia: Charles... Otho: Why not? Lydia: I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared. Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic. My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room. I myself am... strange and unusual. I'm the ghost with the most, babe. | |
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