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Quotes of Movie: Beethoven [1992]

  • Harvey: I'm so excited. That was my very first felony. I've committed a lot of misdemeanors but I do believe that was my very first felony! (unknown)
  • Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.
    Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover? (unknown)
  • George Newton: No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me. (unknown)
  • Dr. Varnick: Here for his shots?
    George Newton: Yes.
    Dr. Varnick: Well he'll be a little groggy this evening.
    George Newton: That'll be nice. (unknown)
  • Ted Newton: Do you have any kids?
    Brie: We have a career. (unknown)
  • George Newton: Any kind of weirdness and Beethoven is gone!
    Alice Newton: Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearin' my clothes around the house? (unknown)
  • George Newton: We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people. (unknown)
  • Alice Newton: I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
    Emily Newton: He's got one of those, I looked.
    Alice Newton: I'm sure he does but I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
    Emily Newton: But that's what you call Uncle Richard. (unknown)
  • George Newton: This is ridiculous! It's a dog, he doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference! (unknown)
  • Brad: We want to get in bed with Newton Auto Air Freshners! (unknown)
  • Devonia Pest: If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
    Alice Newton: What these children need is their mother. You're fired. (unknown)
  • George Newton: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
    Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
    George Newton: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous. (unknown)
  • George Newton: I really don't like our dog! (unknown)
  • Reporter: Have you always been a dog lover?
    George Newton: Um, well, maybe not... Not as much as-as now, thank you. (unknown)
  • George Newton: You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him. (unknown)
  • George Newton: My dream is going down the drain and you're worried about a dog.
    Alice Newton: Your family is going down the drain and you're worried about a dream. (unknown)
  • George Newton: My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat! (unknown)
  • Brad: Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they? (unknown)
  • Alice Newton: Just change your pants, George! (unknown)
  • Devonia Pest: [to Emily after she was discovered having almost drowned in the neighbours' pool] Now, we don't want me to get into trouble, so we'll this be our little secret! Right?
    Ryce Newton: [furiously, grabbing Emily] I'd like to call my mother please.
    Devonia Pest: Your mother?
    Ryce Newton: Immediately. (unknown)
  • [Dr. Varnick is about to shoot George]
    Dr. Varnick: You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should have left well enough alone. (unknown)
  • Emily Newton: [Mr. Newton looks at Dr. Varnick's "injured" arm] I told you he was lying!
    George Newton: What the hell are you trying to pull? (unknown)
  • Harvey:
    I'm so excited. That was my very first felony. I've committed a lot of misdemeanors but I do believe that was my very first felony!

  • Harvey:
    I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.



    Vernon:
    What are you, some kind of animal lover?

  • George Newton:
    No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me.

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