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Quotes of Movie: Bedazzled [2000]
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Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell! The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight? The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right. Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul? Elliot Richards: "I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned" - the Damned? The Devil: How about "the Darned," sound better? | |
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I wish I were the most sensitive man in the world. The Devil: [Smiling] Right. Okay. Elliot Richards: Oh, wait! I wish I were the most *emotionally* sensitive man in the world. The Devil: Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one. How would you like to make one simple decision that'll change your life forever? Elliot Richards: Ok, I'm glad scientology works for you but... Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far. The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order? Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex? The Devil: No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy... I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess of Darkness, anyway. This is breaking and entering! The Devil: I know! It's fun, isn't it? No! That's not fair. The Devil: Fair? Who do you think you're talking to? I don't recall anybody ever accusing me of being fair before. I think I'm insulted. Hi, how ya doin'. What can I get you? The Devil: A Big Mac and a large Coke. McDonalds Employee: Fries? The Devil: No. McDonalds Employee: It comes to $3.47. The Devil: [to Elliot] Do you have $3.47? I left my purse in the Underworld. [about souls] It's like your appendix. You'll never even miss it. Elliot Richards: Yeah? Well, if it's so useless, then how come you want it so much? The Devil: Oh, aren't you a clever one? Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy? You know, you'd think that meeting the Devil would be interesting enough but no. All people want to know about is Him. Like He's so bloody fascinating! Elliot Richards: So He's a man? The Devil: Yeah, most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right. I'm starting to think that women don't really know what they want. The Devil: Amen! Elliot Richards: [in Spanish] Oh, shit, I'm a Colombian drug lord. But it's my soul! I can't give you my *soul*. The Devil: What are you, James Brown? My life is a living hell! You're so nervous, Elliot. Elliot Richards: How do you know my name? The Devil: I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag. Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight! It's not easy being the Barbra Streisand of Evil. So what you in for, brother? Elliot Richards: Eternity. Elliot's Cellmate: Ooh, that's a long time. [holding Big Mac and Coke; sarcastically] *This* truly is the work of the devil. [as Lance] And I'm Tony Danza! Jerry: [as Lance] Oh, this is just sad! Elliot Richards: Will you shut up, bitch! | |
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