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Quotes of Movie: Beach Party [1963]
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Not you again. Eric Von Zipper: Yep, it's me. Cappy: I though maybe you'd skip us this year. Eric Von Zipper: I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked. Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging! Marianne, this book will be my triumph. Marianne: And you'll never get it though the mail. But hang on to the picture rights. I'm sure American International will snap it up in a minute. Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'! J.D.: That's right, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothin'! Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who are you? J.D.: J.D. Eric Von Zipper: That's short for "Juvenile Delinquent." | |
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J.D.: You did it again, boss. Eric Von Zipper: You stupid, fix it! Cappy: Just what we need, the black plague! Just one thing, Professor, will you level with me? What's with the feather duster? The beard? You think it moves the chicks? Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, it usually works the other way. Cappy: I don't dig. You don't want to level with me? Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: All right I'll level with you. When I first started out a Harvard, I was the youngest professor at the university. I was so young that it was sickening. No one took me seriously. Every time when I opened my mouth to speak, my students laughed, the other professors laughed, even the janitors laughted. Well, I knew it couldn't go on for long before I was fired, so one day at lunch, I sat down in the student cafeteria and presented my problem to this old professor friend of mine. And without even glancing up from his soup, he said to me: "buy yourself a pair of glasses and grow a beard." So you see, all of this is just 18 years of professor windowdressing. Cappy: Amazing how our lives parallel. You have that, and I have this. [points to his chin] Cappy: You know why I grew this? I got a dimple in my chin and I didn't want anyone mistaking me for Kirk Douglas. Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: But you don't look anything like Kirk Douglas. Cappy: See? It works. I want to talk to you about Delores. I'm Frankie. Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, hi Frankie. I'm... Frankie: I know who you are. Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You do? Frankie: You're the guy that's been cutting in on my time! Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: No, please, just a moment I ... Frankie: You're brainwashing her with your beard! Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Brainwashing her with my beard? Frankie: Why else would she be crazy about someone like you? Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now that, I resent. Frankie: I mean, you're an old man. Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Now just a second. If you're so crazy about Delores, why are you running around flirting with that Hungarian goulash? Frankie: Because she's my girl. Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Who? Goulash? Frankie: No, Delores! Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Oh, I see now, yes! You're trying to make her jealous. Put her down. Typical Aborigine attitude. I suppose you'd like to drag her off on your surfboard by the roots of her hair. Frankie: Yes, I would! I love her. Look, I know how you can love her too because she's lovable. But I'm telling you this: I am not gonna let any over aged fuzzy-face take away my girl! Not, if I have anything to do with it, and believe me Mister, I do! By the way, how are you fixed for blades? Can I ask you something, Professor? Are you studying these kids sex lives, or you getting involved in it? Ah, Professor? Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: Yes, Mr. Von Zipper? Eric Von Zipper: I wonder if we could talk for a minute? Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: You mean like pull over? Eric Von Zipper: We could do that too. Deadhead, how could you be hungry at a time like this? Deadhead: A man can't live by love alone. | |
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