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Quotes of Movie: Batman Returns [1992]

  • Selina Kyle:
    Wow, *the* Batman - or is it just "Batman"? Uh, your choice, of course!


    [Batman walks away]



    Selina Kyle:
    Well, that was very brief. Just like all the men in my life.

  • [addressing a huge flock of penguins]



    The Penguin:
    My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back. Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish *all* God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd *and* 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high! Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!

  • The Penguin:
    Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.



    Batman:
    You're not the mayor.



    The Penguin:
    Things change.

  • The Penguin:
    True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.

  • Catwoman:
    I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.

  • Batman:
    What do you want?



    The Penguin:
    Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.


    [laughs, then turns serious]



    The Penguin:
    You don't really think you'll win, do you?



    Batman:
    Things change.


    [Catwoman backflips into the middle of the confrontation. They stare at her, momentarily nonplussed]



    Catwoman:
    Meow.


    [a store explodes, she slips off]



    The Penguin:
    I saw her first... gotta fly!

  • Henchman:
    Penguin... I mean, killing sleeping children. Isn't it that a little, uh...


    [Penguin grabs an umbrella and shoots Henchman dead]



    The Penguin:
    No! It's a lot!


    [Kicks Henchman into the water]

  • The Penguin:
    But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?

  • Catwoman:
    I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

  • The Penguin:
    I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahh"!

  • Selina Kyle:
    Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

  • The Penguin:
    You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!



    Batman:
    You might be right.

  • The Penguin:
    [to his penguins] My babies. Did you miss me?


    [he gets out of his wooden duck]



    The Penguin:
    Did you miss me?



    Henchman:
    Great speech, Oswald.


    [Penguin hits him]



    The Penguin:
    [shouting] My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded.

  • [the Ice Princess mistakes the batarang for a camera]



    The Penguin:
    Say cheese!



    Ice Princess:
    Cheese!


    [he throws it at her]

  • [the Organ Grinder's monkey approachs]



    The Penguin:
    So where are all the children?


    [the monkey hands him a note with a bat symbol on it]



    The Penguin:
    "Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman."


    [the Penguin screams]

  • [the Penguin creeps up behind Batman and grabs a trick umbrella - only to find it weaponless]



    The Penguin:
    Ah, shit... I picked a cute one.


    [hurls away the umbrella]



    The Penguin:
    The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first I need a cold drink of ice water.


    [he keels over on the edge of the bank and lands face first in the water. Six emperor penguins waddle up to the him and slide his body into the water]

  • Selina Kyle:
    A kiss under the mistletoe. You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.



    Bruce Wayne:
    But a kiss can be even deadlier... if you mean it.


    [silence as they realize each other's identities]



    Selina Kyle:
    Oh, my God. Does this mean we have to start fighting?



    Bruce Wayne:
    Let's go outside.

  • Catwoman:
    Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!



    Batman:
    Eat floor.


    [throws Catwoman down]



    Batman:
    High fiber.

  • The Penguin:
    You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.

  • The Penguin:
    [to Catwoman] Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!

  • The Penguin:
    [to Catwoman] You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.

  • Charles 'Chip' Shreck:
    Dad, you buy that "blurry" business?



    Maximillian 'Max' Shreck:
    Women. Nothing surprises me, Chip, except your late mother. Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.

  • Selina Kyle:
    How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?

  • Selina Kyle:
    It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed.

  • The Penguin:
    They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!

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