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Quotes of Movie: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm [1993]

  • Joker:
    So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?

  • [the Phantasm goes to Valestra's mansion, but instead finds Valestra dead, along with Joker's surveillance camera and a bomb]



    Joker:
    Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head...


    [the Phantasm leaps out the window just as the bomb explodes]

  • Joker:
    Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around.

  • Andrea Beaumont:
    What's that you're practicing?



    Bruce Wayne:
    Jujitsu.



    Andrea Beaumont:
    Gesundheit... That was a joke.

  • Arthur Reeves:
    [on TV] What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman!


    [click]



    Alfred:
    What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.



    Bruce Wayne:
    Thank you, Alfred.

  • Joker:
    Mi casa nostra es su casa nostra.

  • Batman:
    Do you still follow your dad's orders?



    Andrea Beaumont:
    The way I see it, the only one in this room controlled by his parents is you.

  • Alfred:
    Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that.

  • [last lines]



    Partygoer:
    Quite a sight.



    Andrea Beaumont:
    Yes.



    Partygoer:
    I... I'm sorry, did you want to be alone?



    Andrea Beaumont:
    I am.

  • [at Andrea's mother's grave]



    Andrea Beaumont:
    So, tell me - with all that money and power, how come you always look like you want to jump off a cliff?



    Bruce Wayne:
    Why do you care?



    Andrea Beaumont:
    I don't. Mom was asking.

  • Andrea Beaumont:
    Hi. Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something.



    Bruce Wayne:
    You expect every guy you meet to call you up?



    Andrea Beaumont:
    The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone.

  • [Bruce's crime-fighting training is derailed by his infatuation with Andrea]



    Bruce Wayne:
    What am I doing, Alfred? This isn't part of the Plan! I must be going nuts!



    Alfred Pennyworth:
    If I may be so bold, sir, I'd say quite the opposite.

  • [At Bruce's parents' grave]



    Bruce Wayne:
    It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. I don't want to let you down, honest, but... but it just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. You can understand that, can't you? Look, I can give money to the city - they can hire more cops. Let someone else take the risk, but it's different now!


    [thunder and lightning]



    Bruce Wayne:
    Please! I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy.


    [thunder and lightning]



    Bruce Wayne:
    Please! Tell me that it's okay.



    Andrea Beaumont:
    [enters] Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me.


    [They embrace in the rain]

  • Batman:
    You think you know everything about me, don't you?



    Alfred Pennyworth:
    I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, *sir*!

  • [Alfred sees Batman in costume for the first time]



    Alfred Pennyworth:
    My... God!

  • Alfred Pennyworth:
    There are certain advantages to having a sturdy cranium, Master Bruce. But then, hardheadedness was always your virtue.

  • Charles "Chuckie" Sol:
    What do you want?


    [the Phantasm points his right arm at Chuckie]



    The Phantasm:
    I want you, Chuckie boy.

  • Andrea Beaumont:
    You're not smiling, Joker. I thought you found death amusing.



    The Joker:
    Oh, me? You won't hear a giggle out of me.


    [Joker presses a button. Hazel the Robot laughs maniacally and attacks with a cleaver]

  • The Joker:
    Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood and company shows up.

  • The Phantasm:
    Sal Valestra, your Angel of Death awaits...

  • The Joker:
    For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.

  • The Phantasm:
    Stay away! This is not your fight!



    Batman:
    This madness ends NOW!

  • The Joker:
    Very cute! But I can blow smoke too, toots!

  • [about to drop a statue on Buzz Bronski]



    The Phantasm:
    You always were a loser, Mr. Bronski.


    [Statue drops]

  • [Buzz talks to Chuckie's tombstone, leaving a wreath]



    Buzz Bronski:
    Chuckie, Chuckie, Chuckie. You always were a loser.



    The Phantasm:
    BUZZ!

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