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Quotes of Movie: Batman Forever [1995]
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Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza! (unknown) | |
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Dr. Chase Meridian: He's at home. I sent the signal. Batman: What's wrong? Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited. Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper. Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional. Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor? Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone. Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber. Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. Dr. Chase Meridian: I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. Batman: We all wear masks. Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. Batman: Direct aren't you? Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women. Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman. (unknown) Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student? Dick Grayson: Screw you! (unknown) Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? Batman: I'll get drive-thru. (unknown) [pauses] The Riddler: Was that over the top? I can never tell. (unknown) Two-Face: Just waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy. The Riddler: Patience, O Bifurcated One! Two-Face: Patience is hell! We want him dead! The Riddler: Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights. [Batman enters through the skylight, and begins to fit Two-Face's thugs] The Riddler: You're entrance was good. His was better. [Batman continues to fit thugs] The Riddler: The difference: showmanship! (unknown) Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh. (unknown) Bruce Wayne: You haven't called me that for a long time. Alfred Pennyworth: Old habits die hard. Are you all right? Bruce Wayne: Where's Chase? Alfred Pennyworth: I'm afraid they've already taken Dr. Meridian. Master Dick has run away. The cave has been destroyed. And there is another riddle. (unknown) Alfred Pennyworth: Not entirely unclever, sir, but what do a clock, a match, chess pawns, and vowels have in common? What do these riddles mean? Bruce Wayne: Every riddle has a number in the question and they arrived at this order: 13, 1, 8, and 5. Alfred Pennyworth: 13, 1, 8, and 5. What do they mean? Bruce Wayne: Perhaps letters of the alphabet? Alfred Pennyworth: Of course, 13 is M. Bruce Wayne: 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E. Alfred Pennyworth: M-A-H-E. Bruce Wayne: Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18. Alfred Pennyworth: 18 is R. M-R-E. Bruce Wayne: How about Mr. E.? Alfred Pennyworth: Mystery. Bruce Wayne: And another name for mystery? Alfred Pennyworth: Enigma. Bruce Wayne: Mr. E. Nygma. Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery. Alfred Pennyworth: You really are quite bright, despite what people say. (unknown) Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to be, now, because I choose to be. (unknown) The Riddler: I hope you made extra. Two-Face: Who the hell are you? The Riddler: Just a friend. But you can call me... the Riddler. (unknown) Dr. Chase Meridian: I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table. (unknown) Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim... Dr. Chase Meridian: - in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. Batman: Exactly. Dr. Chase Meridian: Like you. - Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian. (unknown) [the Riddler reveals Chase Meridian tied up and hung in a container high up in the room] The Riddler: The absolute fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian. She enjoys hiking, getting her nails done, and foolisihly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life! And behind curtain number two... [the Riddler reveals an identical container nearby Chase's. This one has Robin tied up] The Riddler: Batman's one and only partner. This acrobat-turned orphan likes Saturday morning cartoons and one day dreams being... The Riddler: [whispers] ... bare naked with a girl! The Riddler: And below these contestants... my personal favorite. A watery grave! [the Riddler reveals two holes in the floor leading into a dark pit. Both are underneath the two containers] The Riddler: [points to his scepter] Just one little touch, and you're two friends are golfing on the rocks below. Not enough time to save them both. Which will it be, Batman? Bruce's love or the Dark Knight's junior partner? [the Riddler imitates a game show timer while Batman ponders in thought] Batman: There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap. The Riddler: Judges? The Riddler: [makes a buzzer noise] I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But thank you for playing. [the Riddler begins to push the button on his scepter] Batman: Wait! I have a riddle for you! The Riddler: For me? Really? Tell me. Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I? The Riddler: Please! You're as blind as a bat! Batman: Exactly. [throws a batarang at his throne] (unknown) Alfred Pennyworth: May I help you, Master Grayson? Dick Grayson: How come this is the only locked door in this museum? What do you have back here? Alfred Pennyworth: Master Wayne's dead wives. The silver closet on your way. (unknown) Two-Face: Oh, it's dead simple my boy. Two-Face: [demonstrates] You make a fist, pull back, and assert yourself. [knocks guard out with one punch] The Riddler: Oh, let me try! Make a fist, pull back, and assert yourself [no effect on guard, Riddler is holding his hand screaming in agony] (unknown) | |
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