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Quotes of Movie: Batman & Robin [1997]
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There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live. Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That's right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you. Gossip Gerty: You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers. I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. You're not sending ME to the COOLER! Robin: I could have made that jump! Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building. Robin: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win. Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy. Robin: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it! Batman: Yes, it's my rules. *My* rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them! Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me! | |
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Poison... Poison Ivy. I'm going after Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy, "alone". Dick Grayson: Alone? Bruce Wayne: That's right, Dick. I want them so much, I can taste it. Dick Grayson: What? Nobody can face them but the big, bad bat? Bruce Wayne: It's Poison Ivy too. She has us fighting over her. Dick Grayson: Yeah right. You're just saying that so I can't kiss her, is that it. Bruce Wayne: Listen dick, it's a poisonous kiss. Dick Grayson: A poisonous kiss? You don't understand. She understands how I feel. Bruce Wayne: She has clouded your mind and you're not thinking straight. Dick Grayson: I "am" thinking straight. For the first time in a long time. I want a Robin signal in the sky, I'm sick of being in your shadow. Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt. Alfred: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone. Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again. Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family. Bruce Wayne: I trust *you*, Alfred. Alfred: But I shan't be here forever. Please show some mercy! Freeze: *Mercy?* I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. Chicks like you give women a bad name. And you are...? Batgirl: Batgirl. Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson? Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave. Robin: We gotta get those locks changed. Batman: She knows who we are. Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her. Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do. I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf. Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?" Hi there. Robin: [walks over to Ivy] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green? Poison Ivy: You will just *have* to find out! Robin: I want us to be together but, I also wanna make sure your serious about turning over a new leaf... Robin: [sits down beside her] I need a sign. Poison Ivy: How about 'Slippery when Wet'? Robin: Of trust. Tell me your plan. Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you. Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you. Poison Ivy: Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing-gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an icecube. Robin: [he turns to go] I've gotta stop him! Poison Ivy: [pulls him back to face her] One kiss, my love... for luck. [Poison Ivy sneaks up on Robin] Hey there, pretty birdie! Robin: Give yourself up! If you surrender... Poison Ivy: -to you? [She blows lovedust in Robin's face] Poison Ivy: [Offering her hand] Polly wanna kiss? So many people to kill... so little time. There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me? Tonight, hell freezes over! If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me. Come join me. My garden needs tending. I want a car, chicks dig the car. Batman: This is why Superman works alone. Where's the snowman? Batgirl: Maybe he melted. Batman: No, he's just hibernating. Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over? Sir! Sir! You've gotta see this! [Freeze freezes him] Mr. Freeze: I hate it when they talk during the movie. Please be here for me! Batgirl: Actually I'm looking for Alfred. Please be looking for me! Batgirl: Actually I'm looking for Alfred. [sighs] Well, I can respect your opinion, Sadly I'm not good at rejection, I'm afraid you'll have to die! | |
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