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Quotes of Movie: Barbershop 2: Back in Business [2004]

  • Gina:
    What Calvin NEEDS you to do is to get up off your fat ass an' cut some heads!



    Eddie:
    Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self?

  • Eddie:
    [taking food orders from people in the shop] Okay... so that's three orders of "hell naw", two orders of "ask ya mama", and one order of "negro please".

  • Eddie:
    The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!

  • Jimmy:
    So, you big time now, huh? you're the "Eminem" of the barber world now, huh?



    Issac:
    Yeah. That's why they call me "Slim Fadey!"

  • Ricky:
    [to Issac] Man, you cut hair like a bitch! Cuttin' little "I"'s in the back of people's heads an' shit!

  • All Female Yoga Group:
    [channeling and releasing anger] HE... AIN'T... SHIT!

  • [Calvin is about to eat a biscuit]



    Miss Emma:
    Say grace first!



    Calvin:
    Oh, uh..."Jesus wept".



    Miss Emma:
    Why?



    Calvin:
    Why what?



    Miss Emma:
    Why did Jesus weep?



    Calvin:
    'Cuz he was sad.



    Miss Emma:
    *Why* was he sad?



    Calvin:
    'Cuz he was sad 'cuz they ain't let him eat his biscuit...

  • Customer Muhammed:
    [to Terri, trying to convert her to the Nation of Islam] All I want to know is... how can you, as a Black woman, bring yourself to worship a savior who looks like Kenny G?



    Customer:
    Ay... Kenny G put out a bomb-ass Christmas album!

  • Customer Muhammed:
    Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.

  • Calvin:
    [to his calm baby son] One day this shop's gonna be yours.


    [his baby son starts to cry loudly]

  • [Jimmy comes in and tells Isaac to trim him up immediately and complains that he can't keep a schedule]



    Calvin Palmer:
    Get 'im...



    Isaac Rosenberg:
    SIT YO' ASS DOWN!

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